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Mrs. Secrist

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because I rip!

About Me

Hi! I'm Joie! I'm married to a wonderful man and am so happy! Enjoy my page or get the hell out!..
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net .... ..I got my layout at

My Interests

Basically, I wanna go fast! I love riding my quad, snowboarding, camping, shooting, anything outdoors, and math! I love my husband and all our pets!..
What type of RACE quad are you? (pics)

 
LTR450
Your crazy, and LOVE speed and adrenaline.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com

What type of truck are you?

Chevy You are one hell of a person Chevy all the way

Cars-Driving-Racing Quizzes.. ..
adopt your own virtual pet! .... .. ..

I'd like to meet:

Walt Disney...the greatest imagineer of all time!

Music:

Almost everything. If u see my cd collection, u'll understand. Some of my favorites are Disturbed, Newsboys, and Matchbox Twenty.

Movies:

So many I can't even begin to list them. But some of my favorites are Top Gun, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Carribean: 1, 2, & 3, Sweeny Todd, Domino, and pretty much all of the Disney animated classics especially Cinderella.

Television:

.. 7th Heaven, The Riches, Gilmore Girls, Nip/Tuck, Scrubs, Reno 911, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Drawn Together, Will & Grace, Degrassi, South of Nowhere, O'Grady, SNL, Mad TV, Trucks, Extreme 4x4, NFL, MLB, X-Games, Cold Case Files, The First 48, Dr. G: Medical Examiner, Grounded For Life, NCIS

Books:

.. Whatever interests me...usually involves death. Right now I am reading Mein Kampf.

Heroes:

My daddy, James, my mom, and my birthmom.

My Blog

Ten Things

Tag, you're it! Here are the rules. Each player starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their own ten things and post these rules...
Posted by Mrs. Secrist on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:50:00 PST

A letter from God

Dear Children,       It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that  folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten  that I was...
Posted by Mrs. Secrist on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:45:00 PST

Crocodile Hunter dies

This sucks!  I love Steve Irwin! By Paul Tait SYDNEY (Reuters) - Steve Irwin, the quirky Australian naturalist who won worldwide acclaim as TV's khaki-clad "Crocodile Hunter", was killed by a ...
Posted by Mrs. Secrist on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:18:00 PST