Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly

I am here for Friends

About Me

...Just remember the gag reflex before you deep-throat up your lunch...ROCK.Im Kat. Im pretty bad-ass. If you dont know me, you probably should. I never take myself too seriously. I love my family and my friends more than life itself. Life is too short...so love the one you got.An Irish Blessing:May those who love us, love us; and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping. OUT.

My Interests

Food, friends, my bubbs, old people, naps, school, work, working with old people, FUN.

I'd like to meet:

Ron Jeremy, Missy Suicide, Taye Diggs, Christopher Meloni (from Law&Order SVU),any of my favorite musicians, YOU.

Music:

311, AFI, Akon, Alanis, Aly&AJ, Ben Folds (Five), Bi-Anal Ham Sandwich, Blind Melon, Brand New, Ciara, Coheed and Cambria, Commas, Counting Crows, Dave Matthews Band, Death Cab for Cutie, Destiny's Child, Dispatch, Girl Talk, G-Love(with or with out Special Sauce hah), Guster, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, Justin Timberlake, KanYe, Luda!, MenoMena, Muse, Outkast, Quad City DJ's, Radiohead, Regina Spektor, Rise Against, Rusted Root, Salt n Peppa, Saves the Day, Snoop Dogg, State Radio, Sublime, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tegan and Sara, The Beatles, The Cure, The Dresden Dolls, The Fugees, The Juliana Theory, The Killers, The Postal Service, The Sheila Divine, Thursday, Usher, Weezer, Wilco, Without Andizzle

Movies:

10 Things I hate about you, Sister Act, Dodgeball, 40 Year Old Virgin, Mr. Hollands Opus, Napoleon Dynamite, PORN (Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle), Anything Disney

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Laguna Beach, Full House, C.S.I, Grey's Anatomy, Law &Order SVU, the O.C, Discovery Health Channel, Miami Ink

Books:

Speak, Perks of Being a Wallflower, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

Heroes:

Lauren Kondian

My Blog

Saving the world...

So I posted this on facebook, but I thought it was important enough to post on here too.... I love the condescending remarks that I receive when I tell people that I am going to college for social wor...
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:37:00 PST

Living is easy with eyes closed

So its mid October...its been a few months since my last post. Ive been thinking a lot lately, about nothing in particular. All I know is that its overwhelming and is hard to sort through....
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

Seventy times Seven

..."they say you need to pray if you wanna go to heaven, but they dont tell you what to say when your whole life has gone to hell..." Re-evaluation mode ON.
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:04:00 PST

Goodnight Goodnight

Right now I have this amazing feeling that life is pretty chill. Things are what they are...(vague I suppose.) Summer classes are halfway over...wrist surgery is coming up.....
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:21:00 PST

From the dark side we can see a glow of something bright

Come sister My brother Shake up your bones shake up your feet I'm saying open up And let the rain come pouring in Wash out this tired notion That the best is yet to come But while you're dancing on t...
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

Let me paint this picture for you, baby...

I am feeling slightly vengeful and bitter...slightly liberated...slightly confused...slightly overwhelmed..slighty excited..slightly cold...slightly complacent...slightly apathetic...slightly tired, t...
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

Viva Las Vegas...

Yup...tomorrow Kond and I leave for the vegas. Airport at 6:30 am! I looove the airport..and I love flying. I cannot wait to blow massive amounts of money that Ive worked hard for over the ...
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST

For a Minute I Lost Myself....

I need to be ok with being by myself. I need to not get scared or sad or depressed when I am alone. I need to do things that make me happy, and not do things only because it makes someone ...
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST

She Doesnt Know where to go from here....

As I sit here, bored and tired on a Saturday night, all I can really do is assess my life. At this moment I should be in NH, for my yearly family vacation, but I am not. &nbs...
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 07:51:00 PST

The World Has Turned and Left me Here..........

The world has turned and left me hereJust where I was before you appearedAnd in your place an empty spacehas filled the void behind my faceI just made love with your sweet memoryOne thousand times in ...
Posted by Kathleen Mother Fucking Kelly on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:49:00 PST