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Mark Twain

we all bleed red

About Me

Current Work throughout CA- ACOUSTIC ENGINEER (t-bar ceilings)/houseboat construction Previous Work in CA- SECURITY Hewlitt Packard Pacific Rim & Folsom Outlets, MANAGER McDonald's, DRIVER Papa John's & JB Radiator, HYDRA CERAMIC ENGINEER a.k.a. dish boy at Twelve Bridges Golf Club (Lincoln), Old Victorian Hemphill Mansion (Roseville), & California Street Bistro (Fair Oaks), Snack bar ATTENDANT Denio's (Roseville) Auction, volunteer HELPER organic kiwi farm High School- Water Polo, R.O.P. Fire Control Technician, Air Force Junior Reserve Officer Training Corp. (Vice Commander, Flight Commander, Colorguard, Flag Detail, Drill Team, Volleyball/Basketball), Who's who Among H.S. students, National Young Leaders Conference, Academic Talent Search (Forensic Science) Jr. College- A.A. Liberal Arts College Sr.- Recreation Management (park rangers) College Internship- (Community Lliason- teach drum lessons to students C.H.O.I.C.E.S. -elementary school after school program/ Youth Sports Coordinator) Sunrise Park & Rec. District (Citrus Heights, CA) '99-'00Semi pro Football (Folsom Bandits, Folsom CA) Defensive Lineman- True to life Rudy (I wore the "I am the christian the devil warned you about" helmet) '00-'01Semi pro Football (Norcal Stampede, Lincoln CA) Defensive Lineman- ..1 Defense in the League Paintball Team Captain Troublemakers, player since 1991 Rancho Murieta, CA (A.P.G.)
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KING ARTHUR/3DOORS DOWN

My Interests

Acupuncture, Adrenaline Actions, American Football, Billiards, BBQ, Camping, Caring for canines, Dancing at cruises/weddings, Giving massages, Hackeysack, Healing, Hiking, Jet Ski, Kayak, Paintball, Parasailing, Quad-run/sand rail, Road Trips, Rock, Ropes Course [Sac State, Grassvalley & Applehill, CA], Saving Souls, Self-defense, Snowshoe, Swim, S.Y.S.K., Taking care of my crew/friends/family, Understanding family dynamicsSUPERHEROES/METALLICA

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u, guardian (poem to song) for/by Mark Twain Bartlett: So many questions so much time. Guard duty once again, a life of hard times has left me on the defensive, No more examples of what it was like and who I am suppose to be. (C) Vision this, another route to take, my life a remake in the image of God. Why not? I can have fun and grow. Let the seasons show () Work breaks me, something new is all I ask. Homework sharpens me, is that all I see when the day is done and I've opened my heart to you Jesus, this life in you/ Portfolio christian I settle to believe, with so many styles of soldiers in the good Lord's army. A quick star burned out, field of vision, some energy. When do I take the sacrifice for who I might be? (c) Vision this, another route to take, my life a remake in the image of God. Why not? I can have fun and grow. Let the seasons show () Romance to thick, not for me, not yet. Too many worldly styles keep me shackled up tight and rocks me offset from a Different Light. This day I will help out where I can, stand my ground, hold the line, this is my fight/ Choose a Love to fullback me past dangerous lines, With enough food and supplies to touchdown my Father's delight. This romance , deep and set. I'm down to do it again, drawn to rejoice, no regrets. Many more times ... Christ lays back, waits for me, to choose a life of service celebrated eternally. Adoration of nature surrounds me in a time of my life when Christ faithfully fought for me. Poem or song are thoughts of mine, transferred to words that build a line. When inspiration builds and friends stop by, buy the time to write yourself the Love of a lifetime. Vision this! PILLAR/BLACKHAWK DOWN

Music:



MUSIC
+ ADEMA immortal
+ ANARCHY CLUB behind the mask
+ AUDIO ADRENALINE big house
+ BLACK LABEL SOCIETY bleed for me
+ BON JOVI it's my life
+ BRIDE take the medication
+ CODE OF ETHICS
+ DCTALK jesus freak
+ DEF LEOPARD gods of war
+ DELIVERANCE weapons of our warfare
+ DIO rainbow in the dark
+ DISTURBED stupify
+ DOKKEN it's not love
+ D.S.M. bleed it out
+ FED UP
+ FLYPSIDE someday
+ GODSMACK keep away
+ HOLY SOLDIER virtue & vice
+ JARS OF CLAY flood
+ KID ROCK american badass
+ KORN did my time
+ LEGEND
+ LIMP BIZKIT re-arranged
+ LIVE lightning crashes
+ LUXT
+ MAD AT THE WORLD i've got a heaven
+ MAGDALLAN house of dreams
+ MOI
+ MOTLEY CRUE saints of l.a.
+ MUTHA'S DAY OUT ugly
+ NEWSBOYS shine
+ NICKELBACK how u remind me
+ PAPA ROACH forever
+ PANTERA walk
+ PETRA midnight oil
+ P.O.D. youth of a nation
+ QUEENSRYCHE jet city woman
+ RED breathe into me
+ R.H. CHILI PEPS
+ SANTANA america
+ SCORPS rock u like a hurricane
+ SEVENDUST beg to differ
+ SILOAM sweet destiny
+ SIXX:A.M. life is beautiful
+ SKILLET rebirth
+ STAIND right here
+ STEVIE RAY VAUGHN texas flood
+ STRYPER to hell with the devil
+ TANTRIC breakdown
+ TESLA heaven 9/11
+ TOURNIQUET k517
+ TRAPT headstrong
+ VAN HALEN
+ WEEZER
+ WHITE CROSS love on the line
+ WHITE HEART heaven of my heart
+ WHITE LION when the children cry
+ XALT piercing the darknessMudvayne- Happy

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Movies:



5th Element, Band of Brothers, Bruce Almighty, Count of Monte Christo, Cutting Edge, Die Hard, Equilibrium, Gladiator, Indiana Jones, Ladyhawke, Mulan, Ninja Scroll, Princess Bride, Quigly Down Under, Rennaisance Man, Rob Roy, Romeo Must Die, Serenity, Tombstone, Transformers, Willow300

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Television:

Who's Line is it Anyways, Street Smarts, History & Cooking channels, Invader Zim, Firefly, Scrubs



Books:

Bible, Running man by S. King, any of the Forgotten Realms with Drizzit, The Life You've Always Wanted by J. Ortberg, The Covering by Hank H.Linkin Park/Equilibrium Begins

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Heroes:

Knowledgeable- Clear Eyes guy BEN S./ Logical- Rob (ROB, ARNIE, DAWN on 98 ROCK)/ Emotional- Arnie/ Physical- Linebacker Junior Seau/ Spiritual- Commander Jesus Christ/ Tech. engineering- Dale Bartlett/ Tech. construction- Jeff WheelerThe Passion of the Christ Tribute by Merik

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My Blog

Have u been kicked by CHUCK NORRIS

Rocks learn from Chuck Norris on how to be rocks!CHUCK NORRIS once roundhouse kicked a roundhouse kick and the result was BRUCE LEECHUCK NORRIS recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned bevera...
Posted by Mark Twain on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST

Texas Chili Cookoff

IF YOU CAN READ THIS WHOLE STORY WITHOUT TEARS OF LAUGHTER RUNNING DOWN YOUR CHEEKS, THEN THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU!! NOTE: PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ THIS SLOWLY. IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE FIRST TWO J...
Posted by Mark Twain on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:53:00 PST

98 ROCK Joe Maumee ABOVE & BEYOND

This report burned through my frosty heart and burned my eyes with tears- M.T.B.In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Althoug...
Posted by Mark Twain on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST

A poem shared at fireside

  IN TROUBLE for/by Mark Twain BartlettWhen I go, when I leave... I'm welcome, welcome home; Bright light the real me, When I go, when I leave... Praise the Lord for what I feel; Curtains open an...
Posted by Mark Twain on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

This poem has gone vertical

DiscoveryD- Deliver a promise to yourself and your soulI- Inquire about majestic kingdoms in natureS- Scorn the close-minded for locking you downC- Consider nature's beauty to escape real timeO- Overd...
Posted by Mark Twain on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:54:00 PST