About Me
"The best thing to come out of Granite Bay since... Lynyrd Skynard" Josh, The Underground Pastor
Grenade Jumper's Pick Up Lines of the Day!
53) July 30, 2008 - "If you were my guitar, I would take everything off but your G-string" -Brett
52) July 29, 2008 - "Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like to?" - Submitted by Julian
51) July 28, 2008 - "My puppy just ran into that cheap motel room, will you help me find him?" -Lindsey Mair!!!
50) July 22, 2008 - "Were you're parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes!" - Submitted by Ronald Suzuki
49) July 18, 2008 - "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to ALL my prayers!" - Submitted by Skrub
48) July 17, 2008 - "Can I see your shirt tag?" *Check Tag* "Just as I thought... made in Heaven!" - Submitted by The 'Other' Theresa
47) July 14, 2008 - "You must be Mickey cuz you're so fine!" -Submitted by Katie
46) July 13, 2008 - "You're not Jasmine, but I can show you a whole new world."
45) July 11, 2008 - "I've got a boner" - Submitted by McLovin
44) July 10, 2008 - "I lost my teddy-bear... can i sleep with you instead?" - Submitted by Nina
43) July 4, 2008 - "Lets go have a firework show... in bed!" - Submitted by Anna Marie
42) July 3, 2008 - "Baby, if you were dinner, I'd have seconds!" - Submitted AND Tested by Stephi
41) July 1, 2008 - "No wonder why the sky is so gray! God must've put all the blue in your eyes."
40) June 30, 2008 - "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
39) June 25, 2008 - "They say I'm a good DJ, but when I saw you, my heart skipped a beat!" - Submitted by Chris
38) June 24, 2008 - "I lost my number... can i have yours?" - Submitted by Nina
37) June 23, 2008 - "Did you have Lucky Charms today? Because you're looking magically delicious!" - Submitted by Sydney
36) June 22, 2008 - "Hey baby, are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!" - Submitted by EJ and Brennen
35) June 20, 2008 - "Are you Jamaican? Cuz Jamaican me crazy!" - Submitted by Sydney
34) June 19, 2008 - "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met?" - Submitted by Robbie of MM
33) June 18, 2008 - "I'm in a band, let me rock your world"
32) June 17, 2008 - "Do you sleep on your stomach?... Can I?" - Submitted by Katherine
31) June 16, 2008 - "If you were a McDonalds burger, you'd be McGorgeous!"
30) June 13, 2008 - "Not gunna lie, I really wanna have sex with you" - Submitted by Anthony
29) June 12, 2008 - "I wanna be on you" - Submitted by Ron Burgundy
28) June 10, 2008 - "Can you point me towards the gym?"
27) June 7, 2008 - "You Legal?" - Submitted by Adam
26) June 6, 2008 - "Today's word is 'Legs'... Shall we go home and spread the word?" - Submitted by Noal
25) June 5, 2008 - "Lets make a porno, but not tape it!" - Submitted by Adam
24) June 4, 2008 - "Excuse me, are you a fisherman? Cuz you sure caught my eye!" - Submitted by Becky
23) June 3, 2008 - "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm really sexy, and so are you!"
22) June 2, 2008 - "Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"
21) May 31, 2008 - "Wanna play pirate with me? Maybe we could hook up."
20) May 27, 2008 - "If you were a lazer, you'd be set on 'stunning!'"
19) May 26, 2008 - "WOW... I am no longer gay."
18) May 25, 2008 - "I just bought a new bed, lemme show you it!"
17) May 24, 2008 - "That dress is AWFUL... Take it off immediately!"
16) May 21, 2008 - "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock!"
15) May 20, 2008 - "Do you have a Band-Aid? I seem to have scraped my knee falling for you!"
14) May 19, 2008 - "I've only got 3 months to live..." - Submitted by Katherine
13) May 16, 2008 - "I'm with the band..." - (Matt's Personal Favorite) - Submitted by Felecia
12) May 15, 2008 - "I've got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?" - Submitted by DJ
11) May 11, 2008 - Nerd Edition - "If I were your enzyme, I'd be a DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes!"
10) May 10, 2008 - "Pardon me miss, you just dropped something... My jaw!" - Submitted by Miss California National Teenager 2007
9) May 9, 2008 Weekend Special - "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together" - Submitted by Sumanji
"I wish i was a fly swatter, cuz you're SUPA FLY" - Submitted by *Whistle*
8) May 8, 2008 - "If you were homework, I'd do you on my desk." - Submitted by The Public
7) May 7, 2008 - "Hurry! My mom says that if I don't have a date by tonight, she's putting me up for adoption!"
6) May 5, 2008 - "Do you do karate? Cuz damn girl, your body's kickin'!"
5) May 4, 2008 - "I'll bet you my tongue can beat up your tongue..."
4) May 2, 2008 - "Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants!"
3) May 1, 2008 - "There's this sweet new movie I wanna go see, and my mom says i can't go alone, so..."
2) April 30, 2008 - "I'm gunna go upstairs and makeout... care to join me?"
1) April 28, 2008 - "Girl, you're so sweet, you'd make Hershey's go outta business!"
* If you have a pick up line you want on this page, send it in a message and we'll give you props for it!
** If you EVER try these, PLEASE let me know how it went, and you will be forever a badass in our hearts.
Sup Homies
Welcome to the official Grenade Jumper page. We're from a suburban town called Granite Bay, which is hella located in *Nor Cal*. We've been performing as Grenade Jumper for a little over a year, and love it. I don't care what anyone says, the best shows in the world happen right here in good ol' GB. This is RUN ENTIRELY BY THE BAND, and we answer EVERY comment and message we recieve. We love chatting, so once you're done reading this scroll down give us a "hey, how's it goin'!" Also, us Grenade Jumper boys are very friendly peoples, so come hang with us at our shows and we'll chat about anything: Music, Love, Bands, Problems with BF's/GF's (Brett's a regular Dr. Phil) Pokemon (Matt happens to know all 150 originals), really anything that catches your interest.
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