I have never liked writing profiles about myself. You have to find a million and one amazing characteristics about yourself that other people will find appealing in 200 words or less, or else you suck.
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I Fucken Love
Count Chocula
Charmin Plus
Cult Classics
Dark Chocolate
No Lines
Selena
Piercings
Dirty Boys
Happy Trails
Sprite
Audrey Hepburn
California Missions
Beaches
Peeptoes
Dia de los Muertos
Coffee
I Love Lucy Marathons
Men That Can Cook
GOOD music
Tattoos
Good Food
Hamsters
Gardenias
I absolutely hate
Stupid People
Papercuts
Tailgaters
Drama
Egos
New Rap
Grillz
Wedgies
Malls
Waxing
Rednecks
Telemarketers
Hypocrites
Interesting people who stimulate me (in more ways than one). I didn't join this site to win a popularity contest, so if you want to chat, let's be friends. If you just want someone to decorate your "friends" page, then please move on.
My baby calls me Bleh....
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Old Rap
Tupac
Alternative
Reggaeton
Shakira
Have I mentioned Selena yet?
Cindy Lauper and Madonna
Almost any genre of music as long as it's not super country
Crash
Napoleon Dynamite
Everything is Illuminated
E.T. scares me
any comedies
I Love Will Farrell
Cult Films
Indies and Foreign
porn
Arrested Development
Queer as Folk
Family Guy
Futurama
Planet Earth
Spongebob Squarepants
Rescue Me
Entourage
Dead Like Me
West Wing
Drawn Together
the Chappell Show
Scrubs
Wonder Showzen
The Dog Whisperer- Cesar Millan is my idol
and who can forget...Cops!!!
Dan Brown
Anne Rice
James Frey
HARRY POTTER
true crime
the back of a cereal box.
Anyone that has the respect to say what they mean and do what they will without worrying about other people and image.
Personal
Name Patty, Pattycakes, or the Pat-ster
Birthdate Dec 1
Birthplace Home of the Body Bag, CA
Current Location The Biggest Little City
Eye color Brown
Hair color It depends...
Height Short
Weight Voluptuous
Tattoos A really, really big one...
Piercings Ears and nose. Nothing exciting
Right or Left Handed I'm a leftie
Your Heritage Mexican-Irish
Shoes you wore today Shoes?
Overused Phrase That's poopy....
Favorites
food Dark Chocolate
pizza BLVD's
drink Anything Coffee
alcoholic drink Paloma's
porn star Does anyone really have one favorite?
number 10 is as high as I can count
body part on opposite sex Eyes, Smile
body part on same sex (if applies) I guess I'm an assman
This or That
pepsi or coke Neither..... Sprite!
punk or gangsta As long as it's not Emo
Mcdonalds or Jack in the Crack Mickie Dees
Strawberry or Watermelon Strawberry
Chocolate or Vanilla Dark Chocolate
Hot chocolate or Coffee Can't it be both?
Kiss or Hug Can't it be both?
Scary or Funny movies Both
Love or Money Love
Your...
Bedtime Whenever Mom says "Lights Out"
Favorite Memory There's a few
First thoughts waking up Crap! What time is it?
Goal for this year To try and take over the world
Best Physical Feature I like my eyes
Weakness Neck Kissess
Fear Snakes.... thanks Melissa and Indio
Longest Relationship Three years
Do you...
Smoke Yes.
Swear Fuck! I mean Yes.
Shower Daily I try.....
wanna get married Maybe one day
Believe in yourself I believe I can fly....
want to go to College My mom went to college
Think you are Attractive Yes.
think you're a health freak Hell No.
Get along with your parents Sometimes
like thunderstorms I used to. And then I moved here.
play an instrument hehe.....
sing In the shower......
Have you...
Skinny dipped Yes
been dumped Wah!
done drugs
been drunk Mellypoo can tell stories....
been called a tease Yes
Ever been beaten up Yes
ever shoplifted Yes
eaten sushi Love it.
ever been ON stage Yes
What country would you like to visit Italy, Ireland, Mexico, Africa.
How do you want to Die Struck by a toilet seat from outerspace
What do you want to be when you grow up I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.....
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