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The Captain, aka Adam Jeigh

Rebellion happens in the mind. You can't create it. You just are that way.

About Me

...I am the creator of the "Pink Poop" video phenomenon...

...I am a big Mitch Hedburg fan and I often steal his jokes, however I do not take credit for them or at all pretend that they are mine...

...I am 1/3 of the existing and 3/5 of the future band Rounder...

..

My Interests

Music and Alcohol actually excite me. Everything else is just what ever. Uh, prescription pills are pretty cool too.

I'd like to meet:


Check out MAGNUM TATTOO!
It's in Grand Rapids, MI but its worth the trip.
It's where I get all my work done.

Music:

I've got my eye on
top shelf liquor,
With taste so smooth
it Hits you quicker.
But you've only got the well.

And I've got an eye
for top tier women
With legs so long
they go straight to heaven,
But this old bunch looks like hell.

But tonight,
I'll take what I can get.

I'd like to hear
a great musician.
With strange ideas
and grand ambition,
But this guy,
he's got trouble with chords.

And I'd like to leave
this game a winner
Head held high,
the luck of beginners
But this old losers
crawling out on all fours.

But tonight,
I'll take what I can get.

Well this drink will do,
And girl you look all right,
And this band is playing
like hell tonight.

These dice are loaded
And Lord I am too
I might be losing
but I'm leaving soon.

With the prettiest girl
To enter this dump,
She drank all of the whiskey
but she left me the rum
And tonight,
I'll take what I can get.

I've got my sights
on brand new beginnings
Brand new starts
make saints of sinners
But I'm doomed
to live in my past

Live nude girls
says the sign out front,
But old dead dreams
are dancing in front,
Of old dead dreamers
with washed up luck,
Buying love for cash

Well tonight,
I'll take what I can get.

This old story
gets stale and dry,
No matter how
I try and try
To spin this fable
Fresh and new

You strung me along
Like a tease on prom night
Getting me loose but
Leaving me uptight
Please tell me that
Some of that love was true.

Tonight,
I'll take what I can get.

Well this drink will do,
And girl you look all right,
And this band is
playing like hell tonight.

These dice are loaded
And Lord I am too
I might be losing
but I'm leaving soon.

With the prettiest girl
To enter this dump,
She drank all of the whiskey
but she left me the rum
And tonight,
I'll take what I can get.

Television:

TV sucks.

My Blog

THE CAPTAINS BEER PONG RULES! (revised)

The Captains Beer Pong Rules    Arrange  10  party  cups  in  a  triangle  formation  (like bowling pins)  on  either  side of  a&...
Posted by The Captain, aka Adam Jeigh on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 07:12:00 PST

This is the best advice on life that you will ever recieve, but still not follow! No joke!

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of y...
Posted by The Captain, aka Adam Jeigh on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 02:29:00 PST