Well good day my friends, compatriots, comrades, colleagues and acquaintances. I read an article today about the depreciating value of the US dollar and it almost drove me to tears. We have reached an all time low compared to the Canadian dollar this month and also recently have had a hard time with the Euro. The article states that foreign tourists come over here and go to theme parks and see a five dollar coke as chump change. It is very humiliating for our country and it may be a good idea to reintroduce the gold standard. And thats my words of wisdom for the month. Appreciate them as you will. Ya jerks. Anyway school and hardcore football are comin' faster than puberty on Nuch! It's almost time to really start kickin' some ass. School is going to be very interesting this year I think. Early dismissal is a plus, and since I didn't make honors English (which I'm lead to believe might not be a bad thing) it wont be as hard. So I can dedicate more time to the ladies.... OOO YEEAAAHHH. or mabey whatever else I can do to entertain myself since that never works out. I guess I'm just too damn sexy for my own good. Well moving on, I have just began reading the final installment of the magical harry potter saga. And just to let you know the first two chapters do nothing but assure voldemort is a crazy honky and harry is just a honky. DAMN MUGGLES!!! Anyway it looks like a pretty good book, you should all pick up a copy at your local Sam's Club where Pat McFall works. Well I really have nothing more to say for this newest revision of my about me section except mabey to discuss my feelings on secks. You see people, sex is like a brilliantly colored balloon filled with chocolate syrup. Actually better make that hot fudge it sounds more arousing. Anyway..... How fun is it to play with a balloon filled with various liquids? But play with it the wrong way and it pops! Spilling searing hot fudge all over you, your significant other, your dog, your hedge art, your subscription to Popular Science monthly, and sometimes even your fine china plates. It's a big mess no? Same with sex. It's OK to play around with it just don't pop it or you'll be walking around with various forms of herpes and unsightly genital warts. So keep an open mind and watchful eye and be sure to get an HIV test at your local clinic. So anyways there you have it. O yeah ender75dm is my screen name, so hit me up if you want to dirty talk. All my love and best wishes, Dan
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Daniel Leonard Morris I
Date of Birth: i dont know i was adopted
Birthplace: a vagina
Current Location: where ever the hell i want sucka!
Eye Color: brown, but it wish they were baby blue
Hair Color: black, but i wish it was baby blue
Height: five foot nine and 3/16 inches
Heritage: prehistoric eukaryotic cells
Piercings: none
Tattoos: i have a butterfly on my lower back
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Maroon 5/Curtis Jackson
Song: Sex on the Beach
Movie: Van Wilder
Disney Movie: didnt they make Van Wilder?
TV show: Scrubs
Color: electric yellow
Food: Goya brand Maria cookies
Pizza topping: pulled pork
Ice-Cream Flavor: asperagus
Drink (alcoholic): water
Soda: vitamin water
Store: Nemenz IGA
Clothing Brand: boardman football t-shirts
Shoe Brand: black people shoes
Season: fall
Month: Augustus
Holiday/Festival: Christmas/Chinese New Year
Flower: Kara's Flowers
Make-Up Item: shovel
Board game: Get Coach Painter a hot dog with mustard
This or That
Sunny or rainy: overcast with an 80% chance of percipitation and a complementery girl in a bikini
Chocolate or vanilla: VANOCOLATE!!!! WOOOOOAAAAHHHH!
Fruit or veggie: MEAT!
Night or day: that moment when the sun is just setting
Sour or sweet: why not just get sweet & sour sauce?
Love or money: why not both?
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: why not both again?
Coffee or tea: tea my good man, chai tea to be specific
Hot or cold: room tempurature is nice
Your:
Goal for this year: grow some chest hair
Most missed memory: goldy the goldfish
Best physical feature: my butt
First thought waking up: "man do i have a sexy butt"
Hypothetical personality disorder: what?!
Preferred type of plastic surgery: rubber surgery
Sesame street alter ego: BIG BIRD!!! ( if ya know what i mean)
Fairytale alter ego: Cinderella
Most stupid remark: "My scrotum feels like it's on fire"
Worst crime: stole the bat mobile
Greatest ambition: becomming spiderman
Greatest fear: Pat McFall
Darkest secret: Im really a black man
Favorite subject: Muggle Society
Strangest received gift: toilet paper
Worst habit: video games
Do You:
Smoke: some types of corn plants
Drink: milk
Curse: ZOUNDS!!!
Shower daily: usually twice a day
Like thunderstorms: almost as much as i like Nuch
Dance in the rain: naked?
Sing: and wet?
Play an instrument: wile im naked, wet and singing
Get along with your parents: not at all really
Wish on stars: no thats for girly men
Believe in fate: free will
Believe in love at first sight: nope
Can You:
Drive: yes i drive a shit rocket that practically scrapes the road when corey and alex are in the car
Sew: no, although i wish i could
Cook: yes im quite skilled with eggs, meat, and water
Speak another language: yes although quite badly
Dance: o hellllzzz yeah
Sing: barritone
Touch your nose with your tongue: no, but i can touch YOUR nose with my tounge
Whistle: yeah
Curl your tongue: that a ten four there good buddy
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: well one time i drank so much wine at my grandma's i fell asleep, pretty bad ass huh?
Been Stoned/High: nope
Eaten Sushi: yeah..... AND IT TASTED LIKE SHIT!!!
Been in Love: no unfortunatly
Skipped school: never!
Made prank calls: hi this is pat mcfall.....
Sent someone a love letter: no i aint no sissy son....
Stolen something: the bat mobile, as previously mentioned
Cried yourself to sleep: no, but i lauged myself into a coma once
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? their colon
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? whenever the hell i want!!!!!
Name three things you can't live without: bikinis, bikinis, bikinis!!!!
What is the color of your room? bashe
Do you have any siblings? one annoying sub human
Do you have any pets? a dog who looks like a pig
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? probably not
What is you middle name? Leonard
What are you nicknames? Morris, Kong, Morrie
Are you for or against gay marriage? against, and dont give me any shit about it
What are your thoughts ..ion? shouldn't happen
Do you have a crush on anyone? Tom Anderson
Are you afraid of the dark? no, it's better in the dark
How do you want to die? on the toilet
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? about 5
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? damn straight
What is the last law you’ve broken? having more than one person other than your family in your car
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: brown
Eye color: green
Height shorter than me, sorry kayla
Weight whatever looks fetching
Most important physical feature: id be lying if i didnt say breasts
Biggest turn-off bad teeth
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Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate || 10%
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Avoidant || 10%
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Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
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Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
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Paranoia || 10%
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