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Kat Long

Embodying the spirit of high-contrast living since 1974

About Me

Dressing up for no reason continues to be the reason I get out of my bed every day. I want a beautiful apartment where I can paint my kitchen aqua and have a number of cherry-red appliances, with chrome accents, of course. I love my new KitchenAid immersion blender! I'll never give up my Vera curtains, and anyone who wishes to be a part of my life must accept the Vera curtains. VIVA LA VERA. Oh, and please buy my book. It's the one you've been hearing me complain/enthuse about for six years: "THE FORBIDDEN APPLE: A CENTURY OF SEX AND SIN IN NEW YORK CITY" (forthcoming in 2009)!!

My Interests

Fabulosity, French sailors, Quentin, Boston Terriers, home decor, TIGHTWADDERY IS SEXY, the Orient Express, home improvement projects, dancing on tables, Fire Island, roller-skating to disco songs, nude modeling.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met The One, and her mother and I have exchanged recipes.

Music:

ROXY MUSIC FOREVER, David Bowie, Suede, New Order, the Smiths, Rolling Stones, Elastica, the Zep, Brian Eno, Blur, the Velvet Underground, Bauhaus, French chanson-pop of the 60's, Joy Division, Bryan Ferry's excellent solo work, roller-skating songs, late-70s breakbeat/disco (I know it when I hear it and my booty must obey), an abiding love for the Fabulous Sylvester.

Movies:

Bonnie and Clyde, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, The Hunger, Clockwork Orange, Chinatown, Brokeback Mountain, Gimme Shelter, Monterey Pop, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Saturday Night at the Baths, Die Konsequenz, the films of Doris Wishman (esp. Bad Girls Go to Hell, Let Me Die a Woman!, Another Day Another Man, Double Agent 73 and Deadly Weapons) Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, pseudo-homoerotic Westerns of the 1950's, vintage gay porn.

Television:

The American Experience, Nature, and Frontline on PBS. Sometimes Antiques Roadshow. OK, I also watch CSI. And I cannot wait to watch American Idol with my matelot + a bottle of wine + a digital camera.

Books:

"The Well of Loneliness" by Radclyffe Hall: melodramatic yet strangely compelling. ALSO: "Homophobia: A History" by Byrne Fone: an amazingly tantalizing subject, and long overdue for analysis, but I believe Fone has managed to make banal what is surely the most virulent form of prejudice in the Western world. How is it possible to make sex dull?

Heroes:

Oscar Wilde, Bryan Ferry. Two men far ahead of their times.

My Blog

Chapter 5: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn Navy Yard

SMUT WATCH! The Smut Wars Blog" continues...   In our last adventure, I had the pleasure of spending some quality time with "Mary," the 70-year-old dominatrix. Fortunately, that episode marked on...
Posted by Kat Long on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

Chapter 4: Well, Call Me Mary!

SMUT WATCH! The Smut Wars Blog" So I'd been to a S&M club and a gay bathhouse without batting an eyelash, so I was feeling pretty good about my increasing sex-reporting savvy. There were a few bar...
Posted by Kat Long on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST

Chapter 3: For My Eyes Only

SMUT WATCH! The Smut Wars Blog" Persistence, I discovered, was key in the business of sex reporting. I'd always phone prior to stopping by, just in case I needed to bring ID, a flashlight or a pair of...
Posted by Kat Long on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

Chapter 2: Sexy New York City is anything but.

SMUT WATCH! The Smut Wars Blog" In our last episode, I was rarin' to go on my new assignment as Kat Long, Sex Reporter for All Alone Publications. I started small, with the mom-and-pop sex shops and D...
Posted by Kat Long on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:50:00 PST

SMUT WATCH! The Smut Wars Blog Begins!

SMUT WATCH! The Smut Wars Blog"   So many peoplefrom ex-girlfriends to my parents to people I haven't seen of heard from since graduation day at Walter Johnson High School, 1993ask me the same...
Posted by Kat Long on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:43:00 PST