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Sarah

young, dumb and full of your boyfriend's cum

About Me

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I am a crazy spinster cat woman.
My name is Satanic Sarah Joanne Cerys Appleton, some call me Rouge, I calculate that there is a 96% chance I won't like you.
I've been used by more men than you've had hot dinners mayte.
I think 99.9% of the human race should be annhialated.
I have a preoccupation with Basset Hounds. And all other dogs.
I only like bands with black in their name so ner ner.
Yes that IS CKY you hear.

My Interests

Remember the time we wrote our names up on the wall? Remember the time we realised 'Thriller' was our favourite song?

Falling Dinosaurs Are Gay

I'd like to meet:



Music:

SUPERREAL, None More Black, Paint It Black, Black Bats, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, any other bands with 'black' in their name, Bobby Darin, Original Sinners, Hell Yeah, Minor Threat, Gorilla Biscuits, The Jim Carroll Band, Bikini Kill, Pissface, The Stray Cats, Bill Haley And His Comets, Lunachicks, Hot Water Music, The Mingers, Tiger Army, 7 Seconds, The Cramps, Social Distortion, Kevin Seconds, Le Tigre, The Toy Dolls, L7, The Clash, Backyard Babies, The Eyeliners, Ramones, Heartbreak Engines, The Reverend Horton Heat, RFTC, Gravy Train!!!!, The Meteors, Johnny Cash, The 5 6 7 8's, Melt Banana, The Bodies, Rohypnol Rhys And The Date Rapists, Nashville Pussy, Sleater-Kinney, Bratmobile, Shark Soup, Oingo Boingo, The Bangles, The Donnas, The Wildhearts, Greasy Gertrude And The Mudflap Girls, Ally Gator And The Sewer Sides, Butthole Surfers, Crystal Meth And The Cold Turkeys, The Loved Ones, Alpha-Betty Spaghetti And The Burnt Toasts, Suicidal Tendencies, Fats Domino, Babes In Toyland, Huggy Bear, Betty Blowtorch, The Moldy Peaches, The Heads On Sticks, Motorhead, The Gossip, Against Me!, The Stupids, Cunt Pube, Kid Dynamite, F-Minus, The Hostile Horrors, The Nerve Agents, Alkaline Trio, Kill Your Idols, U.S. Bombs, H2O, Suzie and the Noise-Makers...Secretly I'm quite partial to a bit of Metallica but I don't tell anyone this and will DENY IT forever.

Movies:

Cadaver (A Ryan Owen production), Plan 9 From Outer Space, Bride Of The Monster, The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari, Nosferatu, True Romance, Garden State, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, The Basketball Diaries, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Beetlejuice, Heathers, Oliver!, Mary Poppins, The Virgin Suicides, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Some Like It Hot, From Dusk Til Dawn, Batman, Batman Returns, American History X, Spirited Away, The Godfather, The Godfather Part Deux, Goodfellas, Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, Sid And Nancy, Leon, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, The Lion King Kong, Ghost World, 12 Angry Men, This Is Spinal Tap, Girl Interrupted, The Usual Suspects, High Fidelity, The Little Shop Of Horrors, The Lion King, The Dentist II, The Refrigerator (it's the gateway to hell), Whatever Happened To Harold Smith?, Sorority House Massacre 2, From Hell, Pirates Of The Carribbean, Dead Man, Benny And Joon (are you noticing a theme here?), Great Balls Of Fire!, The Cat Returns, Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown, Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome, Straight To Hell, Cry Baby, The Breakfast Club, The Wild One, Stand By Me, As Good As It Gets, Harvey, Howl's Moving Castle, Coffee And Cigarettes, Serial Mom, Beyond The Sea, K-Pax, Drop Dead Fred, Ginger Snaps, My Cat Is A Spaghetti-O...

Television:

Try not to watch it but when I do it's generally Scrubs, Malcolm In The Middle, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad!, Futurama, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, Black Books, Spaced, My So Called Life, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I really like shows about plastic surgery going wrong.

Books:

High Fidelity, The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy, Please Kill Me, Burton On Burton, Cash, anything by Roald Dahl.

Heroes:

Duane Peters, Ed Wood, Oliver Reed, Emilio Estevez, Traci Lords, Jim Carroll

My Blog

my Dad's MP3 player

Dad: Somehow all of your bloody music has ended up on my Archos. Suzie and the Noise-Makers and all that.Sarah: [laughs]Dad: What's this? Against ME!?Sarah: Folky, you might like itDad: [deletes Again...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:55:00 PST

yes

  yes
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:51:00 PST

think food

Isn't it funny how there are no cliches about prioritising friends and family over work and other unimportant stuff While sayings like 'not knowing what you've got until it's gone' surround us al...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:14:00 PST

I went to the river

and I saw a heron and the heron caught a fish
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 05:24:00 PST

ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW...

You don't own me, nobody owns me. You can't put me in a cage. I am an attractive 21 year old woman and I can fuck whoever I like, I can not fuck whoever I like, I can do and say whatever I like and I ...
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:54:00 PST