Elsbeth Fright the Majestic

About Me

Hola! I'm obviously uber continental and travel far and wide in search of people who think that they used to be Tudor monarchs (I really wish I did!)
I go through phases of liking things, but I'm pretty consistant bumming off:
Ye old school type magicians and the circus of old - none of this new fandangled crap, I'm all about tophats and sequins and tigers and evening suits and generally you know going out for the eve and enjoying some high-class entertainment like.
Tudor types - especially Elizabeth the 1st, think it's cuz she was ginner. Oh, and Marie Antionette, (I know she's not a tudor) but she sounds like she had fun...
Sexy sexy sexy sensual SIX FEET UNDER - I feel like I don't even need to say more on such a topic.
I do enjoy being a bid and living a well rock and roll lifestyle reading a good book and drinking coffee. Yay to bids and social recluses.
I highly bumm of Japan - konnichiwa. I'm attempting to teach mesen but I can only really say the odd bizarre phrase that would leave maimed people in my wake.
Oh, designer hairy men, thank you!

My Interests

I do revel in a good film and screenplay don't you know.

When I'm big la I want to be Wes Anderson or Noah Baumbach. They are simply delightful!
One day I'd well love to write the most campest musical in the entrie world ever...and I will, muwahahahahaah!

I'd like to meet:

- Anybody who has been regressed and think that they once belonged to the Tudor Court, were Queen Victoria or just anyone called Agamemnon.

- Alan Ball please. I think it'd be great. We'd meet, talk about Sexy Feet Under, tell him I got 77% in the quiz which is the Titan Series casket dressed in Armani which would obviously make him think I was all types of splendid, then he'd offer me the chance to go back in time (cuz his big bummer mate had made a time machine) and then I could co-write all Six Feet Under's with him ever and I could legally change me name to Ball and then he'd offer to turn straight for me and be like, Fright, you're immense I won't bum anymore if you'll only be mine, but sadly I'll have to turn him down cuz at the Premiere screening, Jake Gylanhaal fell ridiculous in love with me and if I ever left him he would die so I can't for the sake of Hollywood and mankind [sigh]! It would happen!

Music:

Loads of everything:

- DFA 1979
- The Romance!
- Peaches
- Kelly Clarkson
- Lady tunes
- Ladytron
- 80's Matchbox B-Line blah blah
- Girl's Aloud
- LCD Soundsystem
- Ye olde rock types
- Pretty much anything and everything dependent on mon mood -

Movies:

- I dream of Chip Douglas too, when we used to watch the Sam Sweet trial late into the eve!

I do enjoy this film muchly brother.

Hearts hearts hearts monseuir gondry

I would very much enjoy it if Mr Crick brought me flours!!!

Television:

Oh my jism, as if you ever have to ask!

- I like tools!

- Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Twin the Peaks

- Who are ya? Cuz I'm Jack Bauer, I'm in a tunnel and I'm about to save the fucking world you dick. I is well nails!

Books:

Every single one ever, apart from one's written by self-absorbed, self-pitying drug addicts.
I especially feasting my eyeballs on such treats as:

- Haruki Murakami
- Gabriel Garcia Marquiez
- Iain Banks (although none of that sci-fi shit)
- Geln David Gold
- Monsieur Steinbeck
- Bit of the Orwell, Harper Lee, Lisa See, Virginia Woolf, Louis de Bernieres...etc...etc...blah list.

Heroes:

Mummy Fright cuz she is super fantastic and should be awarded the Super Fantastic Award ever from the Queen (not Helen Mirren), me hommies and hombres they all fookin ace like and I love them hard