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madam mortician

YAY! I'm gonna be sick!

About Me

me..me...me....HMMMM...I don't think I know her.

My Interests

ice cold lone star, my fuzzy blankie, my dog Cracker Jack, shopping at thrift stores and reconstructing clothes, scrapbooking, human anatomy, recreating crime scene photos, anything morbid. and of course cello societies...

I'd like to meet:

all around filthy people...

Music:

MSI, rasputina, necrophagia, isis, tomahawk, peeping tom, bleeding through, horrorpops, The Rev., hotrod hillbillies, pretty girls make graves, crisis, billy idol, peaches, avenue D, ADULT.(love them), suplecs, KMFDM, hanzel and gretyl, bjork, combichrist, deadsy, freezepop, lcd soundsystem,eagles of death metal, a ton more too.... cradle of filth weedeater hazard county girls

Movies:

shaun of the dead, almost any zombie movie.necromancer, the virgin suicides, house of yes, ravenous, brotherhood of the wolf, run lola run, dead alive, romper stomper, harold and maude, pot luck (b/c Theo is so hot!), all of greg araki's movies, i'll watch pretty much anything except i hate westerns and war movies (unless the majority of it is covered in blood!)

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Television:

i watch the all the news channels(when i can), my name is earl, two and a half men, project runway(when i have a friend who has cable!) and i still watch alf when i'm sad. that crazy cat eatin alien always cheers me up!

Books:

the encyclopedia of demonolgy and witchcraft, house of whacks, zombie survival guide, i like poppy z brite and william s burroughs, i reread my mortuary text books, love bizarre magazine and the occasional sleazy porn mag.

Heroes:

the dead and the undead

My Blog

rasputina

once again melora and her crew have blown me away. the austin set was the best i have seen. I "heart" melora!  
Posted by madam mortician on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST

another one gone, another one bites the dust

well well. lets see that's 2 points for mo bitches mo problems. 0 for me. ain't that some shit!
Posted by madam mortician on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:12:00 PST

the broken hand

it's official I have my first broken bone. (yes, I kinda feel cool) it's pretty f**kin painful, but i guess it could be worse. my hand was crushed between the chair/ windhield and the steeri...
Posted by madam mortician on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

mo' bitches, mo' problems

funny how you think you have real friends. then they stab you in the back. no more lame fuckin excuses for your behavior. i'm not gonna be around to pick you up again. fuck them biches who don't ...
Posted by madam mortician on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:15:00 PST

let's do the time warp again?!

seems like all my friends are getting engaged. alot of them have kids and/ or husbands or wives....and here i am in the time warp. looks like this year has turned into last years s...
Posted by madam mortician on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

miss gwen

I'm so excited to see gwen stefani tommorrow! Can't wait to go with you KT, we are gonna have so much fun! :)
Posted by madam mortician on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:57:00 PST

do do beep beep

I am really looking forward to seeing everyone in SA.  I haven't been able too catch up with alot of friends from my past, but that will change. I can't wait to see ADULT. it's gonna be...
Posted by madam mortician on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

Corn Country!

I'm back!  after 17 hours in the car (jam packed with stuff, 2 dogs, oh and a sick mom). i am back in the ATX! (NorthSide! Reprezent!) that was the worst drive of my life! only 10 hrs of it ...
Posted by madam mortician on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST