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Oh No..It's Stano

If I want your opinion, I'll slap it outa ya!

About Me

I'm pretty simple. I love my family, my God and my country. I know that life is not nearly as complicated as most people make it out ot be. The way I look at it is like this... we are all basicly good, and we are just trying to get through this thing called life the best way we can without bumping into too many things and without spilling too much stuff. Some bump more and spill more than others. That doesn't make them bad. It just makes them clumsy. And always remember this...Life is short, so eat the sweet stuff first! Relax and Enjoy!

My Interests

Good Music, Good Friends, Family, Street Rods, TCU Football, Broadcasting, American History

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, My Grandfathers, My Grandchildren, Ginger Baker, Santa Clause, The Inventor of Dr Pepper, Superman, Tony Snow, Earnest Tubb, The Person Who Discovers the Cure for Cancer

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Oliver Future, Earnest Tubb, Cream, Mars Volta, Hores, Soviet Space, Darth Vato, Rucus

Ben Harper

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Punch Drunk Love, Kelly Heros, Tora Tora Tora, The Big Lubouski, Forrest Gump

Television:

Lost, Medium, CBS Sunday Morning, 60 Minutes, Slam Bang Theater, Fox News,

Books:

Bible, Rising Sun, Reader's Digest Vol.34

Heroes:

My Parents, My Wife, My Kids, Mimi, Superman,

My Blog

Stano Enters Race for President of United States

MySpace fellow Americans...after almost thirty minutes of reflection and otherwise deep thought, I have decided that I will..no, I must enter the race for the President of the United St...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST

A Presidental Rant

I didn't write this, but I wish I had. Enjoy!! WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?   My Fellow Americans: As y...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:31:00 PST

Coincidence or Just Halloween Trick?

Is this a coincidence or what?    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946 Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. ...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST

Worlds Shortest Books

Below is a list of the Worlds Shortest Books   FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore    ...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

Icon Trouble

Have you ever noticed when you use your computer first thing in the morning, the icons appear to be in a different place than when you left?  Have you sensed that something goes on if you leave y...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST

Five Lessons

Five (5) lessonsto make you thinkabout the waywe treat people.1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. Iwas a conscientious stude...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST

Dear Abby

Abby Couldn't Answer....Sometimes the American brain can astound and stump even Dear Abby... ************************************************************ ************Dear Abby,A couple of women moved...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST

My Pets' Diaries

 EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:        8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!9:30 a.m. Wow! A car ride! This is a blast!9:40 a.m. A walk in the park! At...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:10:00 PST

7 Degrees of Blonde

7 DEGREES OF BLONDE FIRST DEGREE   A married couple were asleep when the phone rangat 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up thephone, listened a moment and said "How should I kn...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:48:00 PST

Little Known Facts of Even Lesser Importance

Hey Ya'll I've often been discribed as a virtual warehouse of little known facts of even lesser importance. Well here's some more. Stano   LITTLE HISTORY LESSONIn George Washington's days, there ...
Posted by Oh No..It's Stano on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:14:00 PST