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kris

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About Me

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See what serial killer you are.My name is Kris and i live in burbank, CA. I'm an athletic outgoing partier. Just looking for some cool people to chill with. I like playin paintball. I played for a few different amature teams in Knoxville Tennessee. I played hockey and soccer in high school, and i speed skated for Smokey Mountain Speed for a little while until our team broke up. I also rock climb and like to snowboard, wakeboard, and now that I'm in cali, I'm picking up surfing. I enjoy being active. I love chillin' at the apartment and playin' guitar with my roommate Jeffro (look him up he's on here). I moved here to be an actor, but now i want to pursue music. I love to party and go out to clubs, but i also enjoy sittin on the couch and diggin through our ridiculously large dvd collection. I unfortunatly work two jobs and don't have much time but when i do i like to have fun. I work at chili's next to CSUN and at Abercrombie at citywalk. . . Back to the movies i couldn't tell you what my favorite is because there is so many good ones. I love going to the beach at 2 in the morning and going swimming. . . naked(hehe).My favorite band's are about a page long but here it goes, Eastbank, My Chemical Romance, All American Rejects, AC/DC, Guns'n'Roses, Van Halen, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Mother Fucking Stones, Warrent, the Scorpions, Lynard Skynard, Unwritten Law, the white stripes, waking ashland, the used, Dashboard Confessionals, Yellowcard, the shins, sublime, incubus, Scott Taylor and the Cornerstones(for those from North Cali), copper, seether, red hot chilipeppers, thrice, smashing pumpkins, Metal Skool (for the Hollywood crowd), oasis, New found glory, bowling for soup, Simple plan, Lustra, Linkin Park, KISS, Greenday, fuel, Goldfinger, Foo fighters, Fall out boy, greatful dead, Hayseed dixie(for those who like country remakes of 80's), dead kennedy's, deaf leppard, crossfade, breaking benjamins, bush, blink-182, black sabbath, the beatles, atreyu, audioslave, american hi-fi, AFI, tupac, big pun, Michael Jackson(before he became a molester, you know the greatest hits cd)My favorite movies are: Happy Gilmore, billy madison, big daddy, dodgeball, eurotrip, the graduate, rain man, million dollar baby, van wilder, liar liar, the wedding singer, the last samurai, the run down, ladder 49, meet the parents, meet the fockers, the 40 year old virgin, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Dorm Daze, Ice age, and monsters inc. (because i'm a kid at heart). My Favorite Quotes:----------------------------------- "Go home ball, why don't you go home, that's your home, answer me!!!!"~ Happy Gilmore"---------------------------------------------------- "And then she said Jabbronnie"~ Wedding Crashers----------- "This isn't where i parked my car"~ Eurotrip------------------- "I want to go to a warm place where the beer flows like wine, and the women instinctivly flock like the salmon of Capistrana""I want to go somewhere, where I know somDONOTBLOCKOURADSebody, who can tap us in to the social pipeline, I'm talkin about a little place called Aspen", "I don't know Lloyd the French are assholes"~everyone should know this~Dumb and dumber--- "dude chicks are for fags"~Dumb and Dumberer------------- "I'd love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch"~ Stewie~Family Guy "I'm white W-H-I-T. . . E huh!"~ Dodgeball-------------------- "Involuntary muscle spasm!, enjoy the show"~dodgeball--- I don't know how you say miss for mister, because there's just mister, but if it was missmister , i'm a miss as well"~dodgeball----------- "Oh if you see any crabcakes send them my way, I love those things"~Wedding Crashers------------------------------------- "I have share holders you don't even got cup holders", "why would i need cup holders"---------------------------------------------------- ----- "All I know is that dyke can play"---------------------------- "I'll take you to the vet"~tommy boy------------------------ "Your mom goes to college"~Napolean Dynamite---------- "don't pull a hammie over it"--------------------------------- "Near campus, this is practically on campus, Your gonna get so much ass it's gonna be sick, im talking boy band ass"------------------- "We're going streaking!"------------------------------------ "What you thought i didn't know what a Eugougalizer was" "You shut your mouth when your talking to me"---------- "Quick I have five terriorist Headed east on buckaluckaducka street!" "Durka Durka GeeeHaad."--------------------------------- "Oh I don't think I'm a lot dumber, than you thought, that i think, that i thought I was once."--------------------------------------- "Sir, one more outburst like that, I will strangle you with my microphone wire" "Smells like urine in this joint, good job." "How was my day, un-friggin' believable, first off we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughters doll, her doll for god sake. . . where's line anymore, well i got news for you it's it's it's not even on the radar screen, the days of decentcy and virtue are gone honey. . .BAM!!! gone friggin' evaporated like a dingy stinking mud puddle. one day you you ya see your reflection in it, and an and the the next day it's a it's a damn oil spot on your crack driveway staring back at you mocking you, "Blah-Blah-Blah" knowing the perverted truth, and rotts in the pit of your soul that's how my friggin' day was!"~Brian~the Family Guy "you know what i haven't had in a while, big league chew". . . Ahhhh i could go all day but, whatever. Anyways If your still reading you either are as cool as me for posting this crap or a total loser with nothing better to do tonight. well don't get me wrong i don't study movies, it just comes to me, like a gift from god or something. . . I should be a movie critic. Ok lets see what else do i enjoy, I like long moonlight walks on the beach, and a good glass of scotch

My Interests



Code Provided by ProfileHumor.comI am an aspiring actor who loves to be active from snowboarding or taking the bike to the beach. I enjoy going to clubs or parties and having a good time.

I'd like to meet:

me and my favorite foreigners. . . ha ha just kiddin love you guys man that was a fun night. I love you Diane, i miss the hell out of you

Music:

my tennessee friends drunk as usual. . ... WIDTH="420" HEIGHT="510" id="puz408212" ALIGN="" ..My Chemical Romance, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fall out boy, Waking Ashland, Copper, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, the Ramones, the Rolling stones, Van Halen, Blink-182, Greenday, Incubus, Breaking Benjamin, The startingline, AC/DC, Guns'n'Roses, Dashboard Confessionals, Yellowcard, The Beatles, All American Rejects, Sublime also known as Long Beach Dub All Stars, Rent to own, Adioslave, Bob Marley, Shine down, Big Pun, the old Micheal Jackson, papa roach, shinedown, bowling for soup, simple plan, smashing pumpkins, warrant, the scorpions, tom petty, Metal Skool(for those of us So cal 80's rockers), Linkin Park, Nirvana, Bush, Lustra, American-Hi fi, matchbox 20, metalica, new found glory, Scott Taylor and the cornerstones, Something corporate, and my homie Jeff Apgar.

Movies:

aww you guys looked so happy then. only for the shirt. F abercrombiewhat can i say?Billy Madison, The wedding singer, Happy gilmore, monsters inc., Ray, the last samurai, Anchorman, the waterboy, wedding crashers, the 40 year old virgin, zoolander, starsky and hutch, the godfather 1 and 2, scarface, club dread, eurotrip, the rundown, american pie 1,2, and wedding, liar liar, team america world police, girls gone wild endless spring break volumes 1-10, anything directed by tim burton, and probably the greatest movie of all time boondock saints!!!!!

Television:

My favorite shows are Friend, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Mind of Mencia, Chappelle Show, and wild'n out. I love this kid Zack i miss my best friend brokeback mountain what?!?!?!?

Books:

uhh book of guitar chords. . . does that count?

Heroes:

anyone who plays an instrument, my dad is a big influence, johnny depp, marlin brando, adam sandler, jim carey, and super man

My Blog

My new headshots Finally!!!

hey guys check them out and let me know which one you think is the best. . .        ...
Posted by kris on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:48:00 PST

I never thought

I never thought I could, but I did. Never thought I would, but I did. To say that I would or could would be to kid, Or even  lie, but I did Every night since I did, I cry Because I never tho...
Posted by kris on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 04:32:00 PST

Color Blind

I'm white. . . A blank surface, to distinguish no color No matter what skin tone you're still my brother Black, white, yellow, or blue It doesn't bother me, why does get to you What's the difference...
Posted by kris on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 04:20:00 PST