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Spooky

Can't Sleep...Clowns Will Eat Me

About Me


*I have the best boyfriend ever. So there.
*I like boys who dress like girls. I don't care if you understand or agree. Get over it.
*I don't usually add people as friends if I don't know them
*I moved to Seattle in September & I love it
*I am a Massage Therapist/Spooky Girl/Sideshow Performer
*Eddie Izzard is my soulmate. He just hasn't met me yet (and yes, my boyfriend knows this and is fine with it.)
*I am a junk food addict and eat entirely too much fast food and ice cream
*I am a tattoo collector
*I can burp lounder than you (and I will if you meet me)
*I drink. Jack Daniels. No fruity girly crap. Deal with it
*My goal is to become the crazy cat lady at the end of the block that all the kids are afraid of
I am 46% Asshole/Bitch.
. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
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My Interests

Too many! I am a movie (especially HORROR flicks!) and cartoon freak. Anything where I can learn something new or laugh my freakin butt off! I love tattoos and Body modification, and anything about Carnival freaks and sideshows, too!

I'd like to meet:



*People who don't suck!
*Other sideshow performers
*Other Massage Therapists
*Kim Kelly

*Interesting people with something to say
*People without serious mental problems would be a nice change, as well!

And just to state AGAIN... I HAVE A BOYFRIEND & am NOT on MySpace to meet men (except for networking)!

I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Music:

My musical interests are very ecclectic.

Movies:


In no particular order...

Television:



CARNIVALE was the BEST SHOW EVER!

Other TV I love; Freaks & Geeks, Invader Zim, Robot Chicken, Firefly, Heroes, Dexter, Dead Like Me, Project Runway, Family Guy, Kids In The Hall, The Simpsons, The Young Ones, The Brak Show, Home Movies, South Park, and a bunch of other crap

Books:

Geek Love and The Melencholy Death of Oyster Boy are my 2 favorites of all time.

Heroes:

My best friend, Melinda, the bravest chick I know...
and Tank Girl...

My Blog

Day 3: Weight Loss YAY! Headache BOO!

OK, so I survived Jillian's last night.  I was surrounded by a cuban sandwich, a cheeseburger, fries, chicken salads, and beer.  I sat there drinking water with lemon, dealing with a nasty h...
Posted by Spooky on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:57:00 PST

Day 2: The Lemon Nightmare

So day 2 started rather normally.  I could not do the salt water flush this morning because I woke up too late to be able to sit on the toilet for an hour. On the positive side, I had my first no...
Posted by Spooky on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:01:00 PST

HOLY CRAP: Day 1

Today I started "The Master Cleanse".  For those of you who are unfamiliar with this joyous process, it is a complete detox diet consisiting of drinking several glasses of this concoction: 2tbs f...
Posted by Spooky on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:07:00 PST

Going Away Again...

Most of you who know me know that one of my best friends, Melinda, has been sick for many years.  She had another operation a couple of days ago, and it didn’t go very well. Since Melinda i...
Posted by Spooky on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

why...

...do bad things happen to the best people I know?
Posted by Spooky on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

Help a Sista Out, will ya?

I am walking in the MS Society's 2008 LifeLines Walk in April, and I am still slightly short of my goal. Every dollar counts in the fight against MS. I know you have a dollar...http://www.nationalmss...
Posted by Spooky on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

Life...

Sometimes gives you sweet surprises when you aren't looking for them
Posted by Spooky on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

Do I look like ANY of these people??


Posted by Spooky on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:38:00 PST

Men...

are fucking cowards
Posted by Spooky on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:18:00 PST

My beautiful Friday

  As most of you already know, my wonderful kitty Friday was diagnosed with Lymphoma and terminal kidney failure last week.  Saturday afternoon, I took her to the vet to end her suffering. &...
Posted by Spooky on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:45:00 PST