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Brian

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About Me

My name is Brian. I am a 23 year old handyman.There are many things I could say about myself. Absolutely none of which are worth reading.I am an enigma, a contridiction. As average and simple as is humanly possible. I don't know anybody else like me, but I do know that there have been millions of people just like me throughout history. I am an open book, there for anybody to read that knows the language the book was written in. If you ask me a question, I will give you an answer, if you ask me for an answer you will receive an answer. I have all the answers, just not the questions they answer.I drink. I don't enjoy drinking, but I enjoy who I am when I drink. I sometimes wonder if that is the real me. Open, caring, but uncaring, friendly and happy. And then I realize I really can't stand that guy, I should probably stop drinking.I am neither friendly, or open. Yet people still want to be friends with me for some reason I can't quite grasp. There are very few people in my life I would actually call friends, but those friends can count on me for anything, all they have to do is ask and I will be there for them.If you want to get a better grasp of just who I am. There is a character out there in literature land by the name of Mat Cauthon who perfectly epitomizes myself.Layout made by Elite128

My Interests

Hunting and Shooting. 4wheeling. Rock Climing. Camping and backpacking. Horseback riding. Playing Basketball. Girls, Partying, hanging out with friends.I like to read and watch movies when I feel like relaxing.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that is laid back and cool with something worth saying.

Music:

I like to listen to a wide variety of music, but I enjoy the older stuff more. In No Particular Order Skid Row, Motley Crue, Guns N Roses, The Scorpions, Quite Riot, Metallica, Bon Jovi, Godsmack, The Darkness, Van Halen, Disturbed, Ozzy, Three Doors Down, Aerosmith, The Verve...

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, The 13th Warrior. The Gladiator, Desperado. Monty Python, Ocean's 11-12. Office Space, Indiana Jones movies. Back to the Future movies, Casino Royale. Garden State, The Punisher. The Girl Next Door, Shrek 1-2. The Lord of the Rings movies, Dogma. Goodwill Hunting, Greenstreet Hooligans. I Don't care for Horror or Drama movies. They don't do anything for me.

Television:

Scrubs, Heroes, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report. Monty Python's Flying Circus, Blackadder, NBA and College Basketball.

Books:

I read a lot. Mostly Fantasy books, but I do tend to read some history and text books every couple months also.

Heroes:



More stuff set in a myspace context to make me look cool

Status:Available
Here because: I heard this is the place to be these days
Orientation: Straight.
Hometown: That would be Sparks
Body Type: Visually Pleasing
Ethnicity:Assyrian
Religion: LDS
Sign: On the dotted line please
Smoke / Drink: No / Occasionally yes
Children: I weep for our future
Education: Alas, I have more brains than I know what to do with
Occupation:Ninja
Incoming: I would suggest you duck. ..

My Blog

Ramblings of a self confessed fool.

There comes a time in many a man's life, when he must accept that he will never be the great man he always envisioned when he was young. But when that day comes, he should not be discouraged by this ...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:11:00 PST