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ashley

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About Me

Ahoy hoy! I’m Ashley!
I think these things are funk master deluxe 3000:

Making sweet music (on my sax, flute, piano, ocarina, didgeridoo, tin whistle, squeezebox etc)!

Listening to sweet music!

Poetry!

Food! Mmm…especially Green and Blacks chocolate!
Walking in the countryside!

Living in the rainforest in Borneo !
Being a veggie! 14 years!
Playing scrabble!
Pretty scarves, necklaces, brooches etc!
Hippies!
Giving blood!
Roller-skating!

Watching bands!
Taking photos!

Drinking Pimms!

Picnics!
Warm summer days!
Rainbows!
The night sky!

Making up words!
And loads of other things!

I’m not so keen on:
Shower curtains

Cows creeping up on me in Pamber Forest

Scary things

Bad grammar

Ignoramuses

Writing squillions of assignments

Being a grown up!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Biggus Dickus

Shakespeare

Mozart

Josh Homme

Music:

Styles: Blues
Jazz
Swing
Bigband
Bluegrass
Folk
Boogie Woogie
Funk (it gives me the horn)
Rock and Roll
Rock
Ska
Reggae
Punk
Classical
World

Bands/artists: ACDC
Acker Bilk
Amy Winehouse
Audioslave
Baby Boom
Bad Religion
Barenaked Ladies
Barry White
Basement Jaxx
Beastie Boys
Beethoven
Biffy Clyro
Billy Talent
Black Sabbath
Blink 182
Blondie
Blur
Bob Marley
Capdown
Catch 22
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Chopin
Chris Barber
Coldplay
Deep Purple
Distillers
Eagles
Eagles of Death Metal
Electric Six
Elvis
Etta James
Fat Cats
Flogging Molly
Focus
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
Fugees
Fun Lovin' Criminals
GENIUS IN A BAG!
Glenn Miller
Gogol Bordello
Goldfinger
Green Day
Guillemots
Head Automatica
Herbie Hancock
Hot Chip
Hot Chocolate
Incubus
Jackson 5
James Brown
Jethro Tull
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Eat World
John Lee Hooker
Jools Holland
Kenny Ball
King Blues
King Prawn
Led Zeppelin
Less Than Jake
Mad Caddies
Madness
Marilyn Manson
Marvin Gaye
Me First and the Gimme Gimmies
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Misfits
Mozart
Muse
Nina Simone
Nirvana
NOFX
Oasis
Offspring
Ohio Players
Pig Bag
Prince
Pulp
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead
Rage against the Machine
Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
REM
Run DMC
Seasick Steve
Sex Pistols
Shaggy
Sonic Boom Six
Stevie Wonder
Streetlight Manifesto
Sublime
System of a Down
The Aquabats
The Clash
The Hives
The Mountain Firework Company
The Specials
The Vandals
The White Stripes
The Young Knives
Whitmore
Wild Cherry
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

Star Whores
In Diana Jones
Shaving Ryans Privates

Television:

Loose Women
Hollyoaks
Qi
Never Mind the Full Stops
Countdown
The Jeremy Kyle Show

Books:

The dictionary
The Dangerous Book for Boys
The Universe in a Nutshell by Stephen Hawking
The Kama Sutra
To Kill a Mockingbird
The Hobbit
The Vagina Monologues

Heroes:

Mozart...he was just great.

My Blog

Gogol Bordello and Seasick Steve

The best at Reading Fest by far!!!
Posted by ashley on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:22:00 PST

:-D I have won tickets to see Jethro Tull!

:-D I've won tickets to see Jethro Tull! Yay! Thanks Planet Rock!!! Woop!
Posted by ashley on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:23:00 PST

Kids say the funniest things!

 Hehe!  Today at work, one of the kids said to me,  'You smell like hearts'  !!  Bless him.  I think that was a compliment! ...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST

Amazing

haha! check this out! the beginning is a tad slow but keep watching!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw
Posted by ashley on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:40:00 PST

Legends

Awww! These people make me smile :-) Here are some reasons why&Olivia: We like our bananas spotty! We take tiger dog and bouncing dog for walks and get points when they wee and poo!I am her squishy!Ri...
Posted by ashley on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:48:00 PST

Capdown

 Wow.   I forgot how  sexy  they are. ...
Posted by ashley on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST

Muse

Oh man. Muse are AMAZING live! I went to see them at Wembley Stadium yesterday with my mother dear, Ady, Ollie and Nige and they blew me away! Jolly good show!...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!!

Wow! Making snowmen is cooooooool! When it snowed in February or whenever it was, I got up at the crack of dawn and made a snowman. I thought I'd give my little dude a Reading FC scarf to keep him war...
Posted by ashley on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:14:00 PST

Wowzer!

Now, these things aren't usually my bag baby but I couldn't resist this little bad boy! Give it a go! You know it makes sense!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx   Dear Ashley,You have a nice ______. You make m...
Posted by ashley on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

Boys don't do it for me any more

Right then. Boys are shiiiite mate. I don't think I've ever met one who wasn't a nobber. Correct me if I'm wrong but they're all gits. Therefore, I'm going to start batting for the other team! ...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:05:00 PST