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Phil

Dirty Gerbils Whirling Towards Globular Entropy

About Me

It's possible that I'm a smelly man with a smelly plan, but it's also possible I'm just making filler! For all intents and purposes, I am the standard 20-something geek who enjoys standard geek things, with some minor variations in tastes and preferences, etc. Some random things to know about me:

I am told I look good as a woman.
I own 20+ snakes.
I've once went Croc Hunter on a giant freakin' snapping turtle when I was 8.
I've almost severed my own finger with a Miskatonic University Pin.
I've been locked in a meat freezer for not converting to Christianity.
I've spit on meat in a meat freezer I was locked in.

That's all that's coming to mind now.

My Interests

Online gaming. Procrastinating. Cooking. Reading. Snakes and such.

I'd like to meet:

A man made entirely of cheese, or possibly bologna. Or cheese and bologna.

Music:

Lots of stuff. Garbage, Tori, Fiona Apple, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Metallica, Audioslave, Imogen Heap, Live, Republica, Veruca Salt pre-Love. Alot more, but my musical tastes aren't likely to be scrutinized all that much.

Movies:

12 Monkeys, Devil's Advocate, Angel Sanctuary, Seven, Badder Santa, South Park, I...don't know. Really. My girlfriend works at Blockbuster, so I get SO MANY GODDAMN MOVIES. Make them STOP.

Television:

Carnivale' (goddamn HBO for cancelling it!), Invader Zim (goddamn cancelling bastards!), X-Play, anything vaguely interesting on the Science or History channel.

Books:

Alot.
Asimov, Gaiman, Martin, Jordan, more more more.

Heroes:

That guy that runs around in a black thong with extra large beef frankfurters hanging out the butt....I don't think that's a real guy. Maybe he's out there, somewhere, spreading his beefy justice to the weak and those in need... of hotdogs... from someone's... thong...

My Blog

Way back...

I used to live in a place where you could look out your window and see miles and miles of trees. We sat at the edge of the woods, in a small complex that was otherwise like any other in that day and a...
Posted by Phil on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:29:00 PST