best friends from inner space |
Amalia and Errol visited me.Fun F*ckin times. I promised I would only drink with Amalia and / or Errol, so I did.- Ran around UCLA at 4 am in the fuckin morning till... 7 am looking for secret entran...
Posted by wandag on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:32:00 PST |
glob versus blog and DAY 4 |
first off, I think it’s stupid to blog THIS much... posting a blog a day after you just wrote one. stupid is as stupid does... stupid.secondly, the word should be glob instead of blog beca...
Posted by wandag on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:59:00 PST |
the METATRON and the elderly women that grab his ass |
Today I spoke as the voice of reason to some of my dearest friends in their times of turmoil and torment. I'm definitely an attention whore but I also like to whore my attention toward my troubl...
Posted by wandag on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:24:00 PST |
the evils of geese and the nature of your mom |
ding ding ding. stupid list or recentlies:- Got a new job as an apparel / shirt designer. Don't congratulate me. I hate doing 9-5. I need to own a business or be famous.- Began drink...
Posted by wandag on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:02:00 PST |
when it rains it pours. when it pours it reigns |
wow. i'm glad i have a new super powerit's when things are super shitty around you and once it gets to the point where it's ridiculous... you start laughing your ass off. that's my new pow...
Posted by wandag on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:46:00 PST |
chunks 2 |
i took my first shot ever in my entire life 3 days ago.It felt warm. I talked to strangers about the flaw of omnipotence in one diety and how, a creator, can actually be limited but seemingly un...
Posted by wandag on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST |
chunks 1 |
so here's an experimentdid you know that if you chew bubblegum while you chop onions, it will prevent you from crying. Try it. like put your eyes really close to the onions you chop and ch...
Posted by wandag on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:37:00 PST |
fig newtons law of cavities |
sleep is by far the most difficult thing for me to vanquish.I find myself hoping to even cough a little or have somewhat of a runny nose so i'd have an excuse to down some NYQUIL (to sleep of course)....
Posted by wandag on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:24:00 PST |
2008 is great to masturbate |
This year is reserved for discovery and new things. It's like putting something in your butt... although I've never done it before and don't plan to, it's new. And in the famous words of s...
Posted by wandag on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:51:00 PST |
sex with a miner |
dearest azamat,I'm writing to tell you that your chickens are going insane. They keep pecking at the wrong seeds and make the children shout, "I'm an elevator pumpkin! CHRISTINA OBLONGATA!...
Posted by wandag on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:50:00 PST |
