Do you love me?
Yes.
Do you think I'm attractive?
No. You look fine where you are....skinny
The Art of Working a Room:
1.
Upon making a grand entrance take your partner by the hand and circle around the room.
~ smile and say hi to everyone in the room, even if you don't know them... especially if you don't know them...
*ex: "hiiii, hi, hiiii, oh im so glad u came... (point to your new friends and say) he's fabulous .
2.
Go once around the room in opposit directions.
~You go clockwise
to my anti clockwise
.
~tell all the people how you've lost your frend and how desperate you are to find them.
*ex: ask them "where can my frend be?", "I lost my friend", "have you seen him"...
~then suddenly we bump into each other and scream
with uncontained joy... "Aaah ah aah".
3.
Good now go, link arms
~circle around and tell all our new found friends how we found each other.
*ex: "we found each other", "we found each other", "don't worry, i found him".
4.
Then , leave .
~the whole thing should take an hour. 90 minutes tops .
~do that three times a week for three weeks ...you'll be the toast of the town!
never get too comforatable with who i am. i'm never the same person more than twice a day. i'm like you...i'm jealous, sad, happy, scared, i eat like those of you who aren't anorexic, i have hair like those of you who don't have cancer or are bald for whatever reason, i wear clothes...sometimes, i like to be reassured that i'm loved like those of you who are insecure, i laugh like those of you who are at a lose of words, i smile like those of you who love your friends, i lie like those of you who are afraid of the truth, i cry like those of you who have lost the energy to walk another day, i get lost in thinking i need love to survive like those of you who are weak, i breathe like those of you who haven't died, i'm scared of dieing like those of you who are sinners, and i keep myself busy like those of you with a broken heart.
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~*~ i can be very spontanious!
~*~ i miss jeanne...
~*~ i like mixing seasonings into just about everything that i eat.
~*~ i don't like spicy things.
~*~ i love coke icees but i don't like coke.
~*~ i usually drink sprite.
~*~ i like chicken.
~*~ i love gravy.
~*~ peanut butter and jelly samiches are my favorite samiches.
~*~ i'm not a huge fan of music and i like one hit wonders.
~*~ kool-aid is my new thing and i'm a pro at making it. i never get those little red mustaches in the corners of my mouth.
~*~ i could say i like long walks on the beach and dating on horseback but beaches are dirty and horses smell funny. well beaches are ok just not the sand part and i would never purposly swim in the water because the fishes really freak me out and people pee in it....i lied about the horse thing...i like horses, but my garage isn't big enough.
~*~ i miss not paying attention in school and the best opportunities to draw.
~*~ i like the little things that people do to show me that they love me...just the things i catch on to.
~*~ having friends is important to me.
~*~ i don't mind getting flowers and candy but i'd rather hugs and kisses.
~*~ i'm afraid of the oven
~*~ i love buying people things, especially when its a surprise! but if i can't buy someone something i usually show them that i care by giving them free things like flowers or funny shaped rocks....but they usually just throw them back where i got them, on the ground.
~*~ i love horror movies, probably more than i should but jurassic park scares me.
~*~ i experienced snow for the first time last christmas day
~*~ i like making people smile...thats one of my hobbies.
~*~ i like laughing at myself because it makes me feel better, or atleast like someone thinks i'm funny.
~*~ i have a weakness for clowns and coffee
~*~ i don't like my job but i like working.
~*~ i'm big on animals...although sometimes i pretend i'm not scared of frogs and lizards...if i catch them, i usually freak out and throw them.
~*~ i like the idea of swimming pools...but usually get bored of them within the first 10 minutes, and i will never swim alone in one because i'm afraid of sharks.
~*~ sometimes i catch myself feeling like my life is a movie
~*~ i'm optimistic
~*~ i'm afriad of bugs and snakes.
~*~ i like scaring people as they come out of the bathroom, because they least expect it!
~*~ i wish way too much but i ask for very little.
~*~ i could name a thousand things that i want when i see them but the second someone asks me what i want for my birthday i say "i dunno...".
~*~ i'm afraid of dieing but not whats after it.
~*~ i pray.
~*~ cotton candy and sweets are my favorite as well as everything else thats my favorite.
~*~ i'm having a fling with cotton candy flavored icecrem from baskin robins at the moment.
~*~ i stabbed myself in the head with a pencil when i was four...because i was running with it...
~*~ i love halloween and dressing up.
~*~ i think kissing in the rain is romantic and i like holding hands and snuggling.
~*~ ive never wanted anything that was really that expensive but if you add all the things together that i want...thats another story.
~*~ i have been in love
~*~ i have a wierd knee phobia
~*~ i love elephants and kissing me on the cheek will make me giggle and blush.
~*~ i like saying i'm not afraid of anything...even though thats a lie.
~*~ i know someone who has a serious fear of cotton balls.
~*~ drastic change upsets me.
~*~ i love anything thats reminds me of being young and carefree.
~*~ i'd rather talk things out, forgive OR forget, rather than battle and argue.
~*~ i laugh at a lot of things you probably wouldn't think are funny
~*~ i can never make up my mind where i want to eat or what i want to do
~*~ instead of saying windMILL i say windMEAL and i don't even notice it...
~*~ i say i'm sorry a lot
~*~ i like looking at tattoo magazines at barnes n nobles.
~*~ i like going to pet stores and costume shops.
~*~ i like trying on ugly clothes at thrift stores.
~*~ dancing is something i do on a daily bassis and i don't care if i look sdoopit when i do it!
~*~ my favorite color is yellow
~*~ i laugh when i mess up words to a song....
~*~ i don't curse very often so when i do you'll probably laugh and think its cute, atleast most people do...!
~*~ i get sick of hearing my own voice.
~*~ i think i have the potential to be pretty.
~*~ ive seen over 55 movies in the past year and a half...but i have a life.
~*~ if you don't like me...i could say i don't care, but i probably do.
~*~ i tend to look on the brighter side of situations and make the best out of things...even though thats not good to do all the time.
~*~ i hate cleaning my own room, but i don't mind helping a friend clean theirs.
~*~ i feel bad when i throw away kids meal toys.
~*~ i cry at movies.
~*~ i'm jealous.
~*~ knowing that no matter what i do and no matter what happens, that i'll die anyway...gives me comfort sometimes.
~*~ i have a habbit of saying i'll do something for myself but never doing it.
~*~ i bite my nails.
~*~ i like performing
~*~ sometimes i lie about the sdoopidest things even when i don't have to.
~*~ drawing is a mirrored image of how i want to feel or a way i wish i didnt feel.
~*~ ive always wanted to have a pillow fight where the feathers fly all over the place.
~*~ so theres this drunk and hes stumbling around and runs into a guy carrying a grandfather clock...the guy drops the clock and asks the drunk why he doesn't watch where he walks...the drunk guy looks at him and asks..."why don't you just wear a wrist watch like everyone else?"
~*~ thats my favorite joke...and it never gets old...lol
~*~ gotta like a guy who loves animals as much as you do
~*~ i work at petsmart...where pets are family too! lol a place where hamsters eat each others faces off and fish commit suicide
~*~ i wish i wasn't such a dissapointment.
~*~ i wish i didn't screw up all the time.
~*~ i wish i could remember things without having to write them down on a piece of paper that i hope i don't loose or forget to look at.
~*~ i wish i knew what i wanted to be when i grow up, i wish i didn't have to grow up.
~*~ i wish i didn't wish so much...
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