Joey - ProfilesArchive

About Me

First and foremost, I rule, and there is no disputing that. GOT IT. Now to the less important crap. I'm 22 years old, I own a big house for no logical reason. Gas and water bills absolutely kill me. Want to move in??? Seriously, don't be shy. I am a manager at Aeropostale at the MOB. That is where I do all my waiting to go home. I have a girlfriend named Jaclyn. She cleans my room, its AWESOME. I have a cat who I don't live with, my parents have custody of him. One day the cat will emancipate himself and live with me. Until that day, I have a pet mouse who I violently rub against the desk because somehow it makes the cursor on the screen move. I don't have any pictures other than the ones from last year. My camera was either stolen or given away by me to someone I thought was really cool in Mexico. I was drunk, the possibilities are endless.

My Interests

Doing things that make me laugh....really there is nothing else.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can show me how David Blaine throws cards through glass. Any Bum who can pull off respectability.

Music:

Cat Stevens, Beach Boys, Eminem, Ben Harper, Flaming Lips, Grasshopper Takeover, Jimmy Buffet, LFO, Velvet Underground, Nico, The Who, Twista, Cursive, Ace of Base, and the Beatles.

Movies:

Zoolander, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Airplane, Flash Gordon, Rocky I, II, III, and IV

Television:

ATHF, Family Guy, I love the #0's, Trigger Hppy TV, Da Ali G Show, The Average Joe.

Books:

Why are favorite magazines never a category?

Heroes:

Rocky III and Rocky IV

My Blog

passport

God, I hate passports. New rules and regulations attest it to be impossible to leave the country on a plane without one. I applied for my passport on March 7th. The post office assur...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:27:00 PST

This is a very important message

oh boy, only 6 more hours before i get to see aqua teen hunger force the movie. it will be single handeldly the greatest night of my life.in the mean time, i realized i've never deleted any mail...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

I'm never sick

I never get sick, at least not without cause, but today I woke up sweating and I threw up multiple times and after I threw up my head started hurting because of all the dry heaves after I emptied my s...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:49:00 PST

Happy 2 year

I know it won't matter to most of you, but I figured I would post it becasue it meant alot to me. It has been two years (March 5th 2004) since I started dating Jaclyn and I couldn't be happier.
Posted by Joey on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

camera

after losing my camera the last time i went on vacation i finally decided to spring and get a new one, it shouldn't be long befor i get some new pictures up.
Posted by Joey on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:54:00 PST

Why I haven't blogged

I haven't blogged in a very long time. I did this for a reason. I did this to keep you waiting. I know each and every day you wonder...wonder where I am. What I've been doing.&...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Maintain your brain, alsheimers association

Yes, this is my picture, no I did not steal it from someone else. Whoever that person is that has this picture obviously stole it from me...becasue it is me. You can visit me at my work and see for ...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Car painted

Me and Matt spent the last 2 days working on my car. We removed and reinstalled my body kit, took out the headlights and tail lights, removed the washer nozles, sanded down all the cracks, bondo'd a ...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Skin is peeling

I again had the best time of my life. I could write about 4 or 5 pages...but I'll sum it up in sentence fragments and you can peice things together. 120 beers, 40 mixed drinks, and about 40 Tequilla...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

7 more hours

7 more hours til i'm drunk off my ass for a continuous 168 hours....twill be glorious....glorious....viva la mexico.
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST