TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: A. Hess...AKA... A Dot...AKA...S. Kerr...AKA...The 2nd Coming...
Birthday: July 16th...Same Day As Barry Sanders...Greatness Is Found In Relativity...Holler At Newton...Bitches
Birthplace: The Fort...Basically I'm General Wayne Cuz I Hold This Motherfucker Down...
Current Location: The Fort...Generals Rarely Leave Their Post...
Eye Color: Brown...
Hair Color: Blonde...Yea It's Shaggy And Cute As Fuck...Best Hair Class Of 05'...All The Haters Go Buy Pogo Sticks...And Bounce Off My Dick...
Height: 5'8"...But I'm A Monster When It Comes To The Court And The Booth...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, But I'm Down To Slap Muhfuckas Wif Both If Need Be...
Your Heritage: German & Irish...So Basically I'm Gonna Chug A Few Pints And Take Over The World...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some UGG Slippers With That Sheepskin On The Inside...But Don't Test The Collection...I Keep Chiropractors In Business Cuz Muhfucka's Break Necks Scoping The Kicks...
Your Weakness: My Weakness Is My Inability To NOT Clown Sucka Ass Muhfuckas Wherever I Go...Hide Ya Faces...And Your Shoes...
Your Fears: FearLESS...Though I Am Worried My Kicks Might Get Dirty When I'm Walking All Over U Straight Bitches On My Way To The Throne...
Your Perfect Pizza: I Don't Discriminate When It Comes To The Dough...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buying A Lifetime Supply Of Chalk So All These Haters Can Have Better Grip When Swinging On My Dick...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ah Alright Then...& I Guess...
Thoughts First Waking Up: My Arm Being Asleep Since Ya Moms Is Laying On It...
Your Best Physical Feature: Hard Choice... My Golden Locks Are The Shit But Then Again My Dick Seems To Be Awfully Popular Amongst The Haters...
Your Bedtime: Whenever Your Moms Climbs Off...
Your Most Missed Memory: Partying & Not Giving A Motherfuck...Oh Yea...Fuck The Police...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi...Coke Is Only Good With Liquor, Or When The R-E U-P G-A-N-G Discusses It...Fuck Juelz...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Well I'm A King...Though Ladies Love To See Me Smile...
Single or Group Dates: Don't Matter As Long As I'm The Only Dude...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck Tea...Unless It's With The Queen Before She Hands Me The Crown...
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm Wit Whatever...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Nah Fuck Both Of Thems...
Do you Smoke: That Marley Marl...I Get Enlightened...
Do you Swear: When It's Necessary To Straighten Out A Muhfucka Who Has Approached Sideways
Do you Sing: Yea...In The Shower...To Your Boo...
Do you Shower Daily: Yea...Why U Think Ur Girl Was Licking The Floor?...Kinda Like The Axe Effect...
Have you Been in Love: Well...
Do you want to go to College: I've Been There...I Got A Ticket For Drinking And Dipped Out That Muhfucka...
Do you want to get Married: Only If I Become A Mormon...Multiples Wives (Wink)
Do you belive in yourself: Swagger Outta This World, Called Me A Diddy-Bopper...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No But Some Haters Have Been Known To While Riding My Jock...
Do you think you are Attractive: If I Wasn't, You Wouldn't Be Here...
Are you a Health Freak: Ask My Boy Bud Light...He'll Tell U What's Good...
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea...Dear Mama (Remix) Out Soon...Bitches...
Do you like Thunderstorms: As Long As I'm Not Driving They're Dope...
Do you play an Instrument: The Pen...My Real Peoples Know What The Deal Is...Interested? Round One Soon...Pad Ya Floors, I'm Boutta Drop Jaws...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes...It Was GLORIOUS!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: Well...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hip Hop Gets Me High...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not Officially, But I Get Mines...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea...Best Dressed 05'...Ducks Know They Ain't Deserve It...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No...Fuck Sushi...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nah...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah It's Cold And Girls Round Here Ain't Bout Shit...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yea, A Few Hearts...And Some Baseball Cards...Jose Canseco All Star Bitches...
Ever been Drunk: Too Many Times...Yet Not Enough Times...
Ever been called a Tease: No Fuck That...Girls Are The Bullshitters...
Ever been Beaten up: Only On Video Games...And Rarely There...
Ever Shoplifted: Yea U Fucking Stupid Survey U Just Asked If I Ever Stole Something...Idiot...
How do you want to Die: In A Blaze Of Glory...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich...Sipping On Expensive Drank, Blowing Dank...
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia...Miss Universe...Yum! In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm Wit Whatever...
Favourite Hair Color: Not Goth Colors...U Bitches Ain't That Sad...
Short or Long Hair: Don't Matter As Long As She Ain't Got A Fade...
Height: Shorter Than Me...Unless She's A Model...
Weight: Thick...
Best Clothing Style: Geared...
Number of Drugs I have taken: I Plead The Fif...
Number of CDs I own: Fuck CDs...Vinyl...
Number of Piercings: Zero...
Number of Tattoos: Ur Mom Has My Name On Her...Does That Count?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None... CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
