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shortylongpants

Baby Jesus is coming!

About Me

College dropout. Certified Massage Therapist. I have two house rabbits: Dizzy (Dutch Dwarf) and Koko (Netherland Dwarf Siamese Sable) both girls. Currently working at an organic produce market right next to my house. I enjoy photography with my crummy digital camera. I pose my rabbits and take their pictures. Well, ask me questions about me and I'll answer honestly! I like being questioned.Also about me- Yahoo Messenger screen name: buggirl_02 AIM (aol instant messenger) screen name: dritylaundrygirl --- spelled like thatProfile edited with: CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor

My Interests

Photography, travel, watching movies, listening to music, surfing the internet, chatting, making hemp bracelets, collecting pirate and skeleton stuff...I also like writing silly little things

I'd like to meet:

Most anyone who wants to meet me. I hope that didn't sound vain. People who love living it up and who have similiar interests as me and who can teach me things. I would also like to meet people who I have not a lot in common with so I can learn things from them or see the world a little differently.
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Music:

If it is not on this list I probably forgot it:311 50 Cent Ace of Base AC/DC Aerosmith Audio Bullys Audioslave Axl F The Bangles Beastie Boys Beck Billy Idol Black Eyed Peas The Black Keys Blink 182 Blondie Blood Hound Gang Blue Oyster Cult Bob Marley Bon Jovi Britney Spears Bruce Springsteen Buddha Stalin Bush Cake Cheap Trick Chumbawamba The Clash Counting Crows Creedance Clearwater Revisited Crossfade Daft Punk The Dan Band The Dandy Warhols David Bowie The Decemberists Dire Straits Dr. Demento Edwin McCain The Elsa Maxwell Party Eminem Everclear Fatboy Slim Flogging Molly Good Charlotte Gorillaz Green Day Guns 'N Roses Gwen Stefani HIM Jem Jennifer Lopez Jet Jimi Hendrix John Cougar/ John Cougar Mellencamp Justin Timberlake Kaizers Orchestra Kelly Clarkson Kid Rock The Killers Kylie Minogue L7 Lenny Kravitz Liz Phair Los Lonely Boys Lynyrd Skynyrd Madonna Maroon5 Meredith Brooks Missy Elliott Moody Blues Nelly Nelly Furtado No Doubt The Offspring Outkast Ozzy Osbourne Pat Benatar Phantom Planet Pink Floyd Poe The Postal Service Prince/ Prince and The Revolution Prodigy Puddle of Mudd Queen Red Hot Chili Peppers REM Rob Thomas Robbie Williams Rolling Stones Santana Saliva Scissor Sisters Sean Paul Shaggy The Steve Miller Band Styx Sublime Sugar Ray Talking Heads Tenacious D Third Eye Blind TISM Twisted Sister U2 Van Halen Wallflowers Wang Chung Weezer The White Stripes The Who Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Zombies ZZ Top

Movies:

The Labyrinth, Superstar, Girl Interupted, I

Television:

I stole the t.v. .......... for fucks sake, I LOVE Strangers With Candy. I also get off on watching those pathetic THS on the E! channel. Other shows I enjoy- Will & Grace, Friends, Dharma & Greg, Animal Cops, Trading Spouses, Nanny 911, Saturday Night Live, and most anything on the discovery channel and animal planet unless it involves sharks.A clip from the show Wonder Showzen. Too funny .. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

Writing my own and reading others... I hate writing a huge chunk so I am working on 2 short written books at once. As far as reading other people's books, I am reading Wigfield right now by Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert. And I got this cool book called The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 simple steps to an un-healthier you. I just finished read The Book Of Liz by the talent family. I Like You: Hospitality Under The Influence (Amy Sedaris)

Heroes:

Heroes? No one has saved my life but I'll tell you who inspires me: Amy Sedaris. Molly Shannon. Tina Fey. Amy Poehler. Felicia Michaels. Maria Bamford. Sarah Silverman. Bonnie McFarlane. Tracey Ullman. My mom. My friends! THEY ARE MY COMEDIENNE HEROES! *Mary Van Note (she asked Maria Bamford to spank her!)*I also want to add my mom to the list because through her I have learned kindness, patience, strength, and so much more. Without her I would be a very weak and unlikeable person.

My Blog

Super cool awesome weekend coming

This weekend I am taking my mom to a comedy show to see my favorite comedian Maria Bamford. My mom enjoys her comedy but she's never seen a show before and this is one of the things that will make thi...
Posted by shorty longpants on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

Punch ducks in the face and get tickets

Punch ducks in the face and get tickets. Just don't eat the pizza. I took my friend's kid to Chuck-E-Cheese a few weeks ago and learned that violence leads to prizes. Bought my friend's kid some fruit...
Posted by shorty longpants on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

Check out Maria Bamford on superdeluxe.com

Here are her videos so far (in order): Maria Bamford Show - Dropout   Maria Bamford Show - Maria Gets A Job   Maria Bamford Show - Kicked Out   Maria Ba...
Posted by shorty longpants on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST

Wii (and me)

There are no warnings when you purchase this game system that will inform you on sleep loss. Anyone want to come over and play this wii with mii???
Posted by shorty longpants on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

I sleep with weird shit on my bed

Books I don't read, cd cases, a broken necklace, the towel I use to dry off from the shower, pot pipe, sobe drink... What shit do you wake up to on your crash spot?
Posted by shorty longpants on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

new New NEw NEW nEw nEW neW

I got bored and wrote in my comedy journal. That thing should be lucky it exists because without me it would be nothing but blank pages collecting dust forgotten on a book shelf where no one knew it e...
Posted by shorty longpants on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

I don't want to get out of bed

So I have this new matteress and it's damn comfortable. I asked for this for my birthday because I like practical things and I got this. Now I don't want to get out of bed. I need to put one of those ...
Posted by shorty longpants on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST

I am so damn happy!

Today is the first day in a long time that I didn't have to wake up early for work. What an awesome feeling. I woke up and took my time getting dressed and I actually ate breakfast at home. Get to lis...
Posted by shorty longpants on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:30:00 PST

The Pinnacle Diaries- entry 2

*This morning when I got dressed and looked in the mirror I thought, am I dressing like a cold person because I'm coming off as someone who is really tired and needs a couple'a gallonns of caffeine. 1...
Posted by shorty longpants on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

Busy day between two jobs

Is it bed time? It sure felt that way as soon as I woke up this morning. I worked at The Pinacle market from 3-7 today. The money will be nice but I am too sleepy to think about my next pay check. For...
Posted by shorty longpants on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST