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Tishifer

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About Me


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Name: Tishifer
Birthday: 05/04/1980
Birthplace: up north like
Current Location: down south like
Eye Color: like a dogs
Hair Color: like a barbie
Height: 5ft 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends what side the other person is on
Your Heritage: superhero
The Shoes You Wore Today: clogs
Your Weakness: bullets, knives, broken bottles
Your Fears: kryptonite
Your Perfect Pizza: in the bin
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i would like to win my country a gold medal in snowball fights at the winter olympics
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: NO!. I don't want to webcam.
Thoughts First Waking Up: mmmm. Otis Redding
Your Best Physical Feature: MY FACE!
Your Bedtime: I'm a grown up now so my mummy doesnt give me a bedtime ( honest!)
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss all of my memory ( Damn vodka!)
Pepsi or Coke: heheh. COKE! :-P
MacDonalds or Burger King: i dont do dead
Single or Group Dates: i dont do dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont do cold tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: i dont do sweet
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE!!!
Do you Smoke: fuck yes!
Do you Swear: never
Do you Sing: i wouldnt call it singing
Do you Shower Daily: no. i never bathe or shower. I think the smell of a rancid woman is the sexiest thing evah!
Have you Been in Love: regretably
Do you want to go to College: not today thankyou, im busy.
Do you want to get Married: well, i'm flattered but i think its a little too soon.
Do you belive in yourself: Nope. I'ma fictional character
Do you get Motion Sickness: only during sex
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, i'm happy to fuck myself regularly so i guess so
Are you a Health Freak: I'm healthy and I'm a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: i don't have em. I was brought by a stork but he's pretty cool, doesn't say alot though
Do you like Thunderstorms: mmmmm
Do you play an Instrument: hehhe. nope too easy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have DRUNK alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked: didn't we do this question already?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't know what you are talking about ::runs and hides::
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't do dates
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: booorrring
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: urck
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no food with a face
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, i'm taking a break before my world tour
In the past month have you been Dumped: pfffshhh. me? dumped?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's fucking winter!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: uhmmm. noooooooo.
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk right now
Ever been called a Tease: my nickname used to be "Blueballs" :-P
Ever been Beaten up: no. i always win
Ever Shoplifted: of course not. Jesus hates a sin
How do you want to Die: I'd like to suffocate in Kate Moennigs pussy.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown Up
What country would you most like to Visit: Iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I try not to base attraction on looks (brown)
Favourite Hair Color: How shallow! (brown)
Short or Long Hair: Long ::drools::
Height: boys taller and girls smaller
Weight: i like a fat ass
Best Clothing Style: dirty
Number of Drugs I have taken: all of them :-P
Number of CDs I own: I hate music
Number of Piercings: 14
Number of Tattoos: 1 ( not including the blue dots i did when i was a kid)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: most things
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My Interests

This week I have mostly been SMILING INSANELY!!

I'd like to meet:

Kate Moennig, oh sorry, MEET? I thought it said EAT

Music:



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Movies:



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Television:



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Books:

this week I have mostly been reading boobks I find in the trash

Heroes:

Kate Moennig, oh, and any monkey

My Blog

mothers

I went up to London to visit Freda (my surrogate) this evening. We spent the evening chatting and looking at wedding pictures. During the evening she asked if my mother has called, texted or sent a ca...
Posted by Tishifer on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

control?

so, apparantly i'm a comtrol freak!
Posted by Tishifer on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:30:00 PST