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In one ear and out your mother

Jihad on this, bitch!

About Me

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My Interests

Drums, Music, Movies, Blowing shit up, Astronomy, your mother, and maliciously slaughtering legions of Covenant troops. Jesus, I'm a nerd.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who wrote the theme to that kid's show with the purple dinosaur. Then I'd beat the shit out of him. Oh yeah, same goes for the bloke who came up with the Tele-Tubies.

Music:

Sevendust, 30 Seconds To Mars, Pantera, Led Zepplin, The Who, pre-Black Album Metallica, Shadows Fall, Mudvayne, Evanescence, The Allman Bros., Atomship, Ludacris, etc. I listen to whatever I like, new or old. The list is long and distinguished, like my johnson.

Movies:

I like a lot of different movies. To many that I care to sit here and type out. If you know me, you know what movies I've seen.

Television:

I watch the news channels a lot. I like to stay informed on what's going on in the world and see what the up-tight conservative right and the leftist, liberal, socialist shitheads are bickering about. I find it both hilarious and infuriating. I also watch the new Battlestar Galactica pretty regularly. That show kicks ass! So does anything on the Discovery channel, CourtTV, and the History channel. Oh yeah, and the Weather channel. Local on the Eights rocks!

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, War of the Worlds, The Dreamcatcher, State of Fear, The Iliad, select Star Wars novels, and The Cat in the Hat.

Heroes:

Firefighters, Marines, Astronauts, Neil Peart, Buddy Rich, Morgan Rose, John Whitney, Tony Stewart, Neal Boortz, Styme Escalante and Devin White's liver. Oh yeah, and Tony Royster, Jr. is one of the baddest mother fuckers alive!

My Blog

Capitalist? That's not so bad.....at least I'm not a socialist.

You are a Social Moderate (43% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (78% permissive) You are best described as a: Capitalist Link: The Politics Test on Ok CupidA...
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:00:00 PST

It's just too damn funny......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

6-6-06......NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Oh God! It's the day of the devil! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!..........O.K. Now that I've got that out of my system, how's everybody today? Any strange happenings? Any imps or demons jump out of holes in the...
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:44:00 PST

I'm seeing a pattern here....

Barbara Boxer is a fucking dipshit. She's of the mind that because there are Iranian ships in Indian ports, India must be training Iran's sailors. What? Who came up with that and told you to say it? W...
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:00:00 PST

Holy shit! Was that Whitney Houston?

Alright, it happened. I didn't think it would take long. CYNTHIA MCKINNEY IS A FUCKING WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE. I cannot believe that there are people that think this piece of shit is a good person! SHE I...
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:42:00 PST

Did someone say camel-toe?

Greetings and salutations. I have returned from my escapade into the realm of insanity and have re-attained a nominal operating setting. So, for now, there will not be anymore all-caps, blisterin...
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:59:00 PST

You all know who you are.......So......

SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:32:00 PST

How many pancakes can you put in a kayak?

Really, does anybody? I think it has something to do with hair's inability to grow on bowling balls. Can anybody help me out with this?
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:43:00 PST

And another thing......

These jackass, chicken-shit Muslim Turkish extremists with hacking savvy can all go fuck themselves and their mothers. Hypocritical greasy hunks of shit! How are you gonna tell the world that your not...
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST

grab-ass gimme-gimmes need not apply.....

Why, oh why do people come to the greatest nation ever to grace the Earth to reap the rewards and benefits of the system we have and then bitch, piss and moan about having to pay for it?! To anybody o...
Posted by In one ear and out your mother on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:44:00 PST