Hi, my name is Santa Barbara and I am located in the southern coast. Not quite LA and not quite SF. It's SB biatch and ubetter recognize! Have you heard of that one Ludacris song? I got hoes in different area codes? Well that nugguh forgot tomention 805 dammit! I am the town that breeds beautiful girls from different area codes. I have girls from all over dammit.Just check out all of my friends over hur on MySpace. You can ask my lil sister, Isla Vista. She knows how we get downin the 8-0-5. She parties w/ all of them hot, young, college girls!! Her college friends have never been out of their parentshouses before and now that they have freedom they get freaky nasty like petey pablo and party like crazy!! (Oh wait, that'sfreek-a-leek. My bad.) Just to set the record straight, alot of people think that I'm some rich snobby town with a stuck upattitude. They got it all twisted. That's my older brother "Montecito". He's bitch-made. He thinks that just because hehas million dollar homes and lotsa expensive cars driving around his way that he is cool. Yeah Right!!! My cousin Carpinteria is really cool too, but he's so secluded and quiet. Just keeps to himself all the times. Anyhow enoughabout my family let's talk about me. I enjoy long walks at any one of my many beach locations and candle light dinners inone of my many restaurants on State St. Palazzio's is pretty damn good with them bread rolls. Hmmmmm...... :P I callthem "dookie rolls" cuz they remind of......well.....dookie! There are so many locations around my town to do things you'llget lost just lurking around. (Lurking's an 805 term so only locals can use it. Aight lurk?) Anyhow, I hope that you guyslike my profile and will visit me sometime soon. I plan to update the profile w/ some more pictures. I enjoy tourists comingmy way and making my town a hot commodity in tourism so don't be shy. Come by anytime!!
