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Joe Kjaacks

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About Me



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You're a Pint of Guinness!

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brought to you by QuizillaI have a devotion to my core group of friends that is admireable and self destructive. A bastard at a young age, I developed my own leaders and studied from the best. Now, like the people who I admired (JFK, MLK, Mr. X), it is my turn to step up to the plate and lead. You don't have to follow, it's okay (i don't like sheep anyway). But I will give you an example of what life can be like when lived to the fullest and enjoyed with every breath.Mira!!!! Vida es bonita!!!!!

My Interests

Breaking social norms, laws, and sheople brains. Aura Energy Exchange. "new age" healing, alternative medicine. Using my ability to get high without imbibing. Speaking loudly in a pulpit. Walking my dog(it is not a chore, but good excercise and gives you time to contemplate lifes' meaning). Eating homemade meals with good company. Watching quality movies--no hollywood blockbuster buyasheit. Choaching. Talking about anything besides cars and bars. Masturbation(you gotta love yourself before you can love anyone else). My movie production company. choaking out ignorance one asshole at a time. I'm sorry...What was that...I can't hear you...oh you're choaking!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Shenaz Treasurywala, Shingai Shoniwa, Rob Breszny, and Joe Rogan.

Music:

Stevie Wonder, Tribe called Quest, Flaming Lips, Postal Service, Bjork, Sade, Lauryn Hill, 2pac, Living Colour, Acid Jazz, U2, Foo Fighters, The Noisettes,anything electronic

Movies:

Intacto, Miller's Crossing, The quiet Man, My Blue Heaven, Pee Wee's Big Adeventure, Baraka, Rounders, PI, Shawshank, Green Mile, Animatrix, Matrix, 1st star wars trilogy, They call me trinity, Trinity is still my name, Barefoot in the park, The manchurian canidate (original), Guys and Dolls, The Godfather part II, Defending your life, Do the right thing, Clerks, Dogma, Seven year itch, Pool hall junkies, Melvin goes to dinner, Triplettes of Belleville, Boondock Saints, Chocolat, True romance, resevoir dogs, Stand by me, Good will hunting, Silence of the lambs, Bend it like beckham, Requiem for a Dream, Forrest Gump, Suicide kings, Goodfellas, Waking life, What dreams may come, Field of dreams, Smoke, Blue in the face, Dazed and confused, desperado, happy gilmore, half baked, The Cooler, Braveheart, Once upon a time in america, So i married an axe murderer, breakfast club, Bound, snatch, boyz in the hood, juice, out of control, eyes wide shut, boogie nights, Friday, Fast times at ridgemont high, Caddyshack, The natural, Hoosiers, Things to do in denver when you are dead, The outsiders, The warriors, Fallen, Se7en, Cloak and Dagger, Sexy Beast, MirrorMask, The Science of Sleep, Love.

Television:

Any Poker (texas hold 'em) show. Sporting events. Sopranos. Simpsons. Scrubs. Entourage. It's always sunny in Philadelphia-FUNNY, FUNNY STUFF

Books:

The Practical Guide to Psychic Self-Defense, The Televisionary Oracle, Pronoia the antidote to Paranoia, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Dude where's my Country, Sex Magick, The Celestine Prophecy, Finn Mac Cool, Everything You Know Is Wrong, Poker Without Cards, anything and everything by David Icke. Illusions-The adventures of a reluctant messiah, The Alchemist.

Heroes:

Everyone who is smart enough to know that they know nothing.

My Blog

Death of a Leader

Benazir Bhutto was killed today in Pakistan.  A couple of years ago I had the opportunity to see her speak at a local college.  The woman was extremely intelligent and her mastery of the eng...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:40:00 PST

Hippie Hair and Permagrin

Due to my advancing years and genetics I guess, my hair is thinning.  I still have a solid hairline, but a "spot" is growing on the back of my head.  Anyway, I have grown my hair out long fo...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:12:00 PST

The Messiah Year

As we age, like I just did, we lose importance of the passing years as just another Birthday.  Think about it, what are the major milestone years in ones life.  They tend to be all when we a...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST

Declaration of Joehad!!!

There was just a declaration of Jihad in Rockford, IL.  This is MY town and I am not having it.  So I propose the flipside. I, Joe Kelly, declare the antidote to ignorance.  Like the gr...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST

the love drug by Johnathan

Drugs affect everyone differently.  They hit certain spots in your brain that let out chemicals that make you feel pleasure, ecstacy, sensitivity to touch and fever and actually make u a better d...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:10:00 PST

They reviewd my Improv Troup

The paper came out and reviewed the improv group I am performing with checkout the link.   http://www.rrstar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060216/EN TERTAINMENT/102160002...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:10:00 PST

They reviewed my MOVIE!!!

Here is the article in the Rockford Register Star about my movie. If you want to know first copy and paste the link. http://www.rrstar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050329/EN TERTAINMENT0304/503...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Movie Launch Party

On March 21st at 7:00 p.m. I am inviting friends, family and partiers to New American Theater for food, drinks, and a viewing of the 8 min. DVD called "Love". Much like the Woodstock in '69, people ...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ricky Williams: A True Role Model

If you watched the interview with Ricky on 60 Min. the other night, you saw the makings of a poised and intelligent role model. Ricky is the prime example that money does not buy happiness. The Amer...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Copyright on "LOVE"

Currently, raising financing for my next movie "LOVE". A universal love story proving that love is the reason. I am using animation to change the skin colors of the actors, so no ethnicity can be det...
Posted by Joe Kjaacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST