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the transitive property

thats why i wear my hat. thats why the kids love me.

About Me

i'm really into me. I am the best in the world at being a narcissist.

My Interests

remember when my mom went to philly with her two b.f.f.'s and i told her all i wanted was a mini baby ben franklin statuette and i told her not to come home unless she found one and i thought it would be the most impossible, ridiculous thing to find and she came home and she had a pretty good replica, like it wasnt mini baby but it was definitely a statuette and he even had a kite? i feel like that was a really defining moment in my life.

I'd like to meet:

destructive, broken people, with nothing left to lose; preferably with drug habits and a healthy sense of emptiness.

Music:

any bands that share my initials : modest mouse, marilyn manson, monster magnet

Television:

the drug years, intervention

Books:

other people's diaries

Heroes:

david sedaris.