Killing people, sometimes with guns. Teaching poetry at Wilson Elementary Sschool, and brusing apples, peaches, and bitches. When I run with scissors, other people get hurt. I also enjoy scaring Waldo and Carmen Sandiego.
Another me, so I can finally reach climax.
If you were to lock me in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why I don't do this I replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then I ate a knife to show the seriousness of my response.
Bambi because I was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. I then wore her carcass like it was a coat while I made my rounds at the local children's hospital.
I once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching my Nintendo controller. I just yelled at the TV in between bites of my "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
Books are for queers, the gay kind.
Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Donnie Turlington