I like things. Things are fun. Do you like things too? How about things that I also like? No? I hate you. Why are you reading this? WHO SENT YOU?
On another note does anyone even see this? I get the occasional invite but I'm way too lazy/avoidant to talk to anyone so if anyone's interested enough to actually talk to me then you probably should because invites are not "HI who are you DO YOU LIKE APPLE PIE?" they're more like "I see you're interested in BLANK, my profile has BLANK too! Friend!" and then it's over.
Oh. Why do I even pay attention to this thing? Oh yeah, Myspace emails me every damn time something happens on here. Maybe I should go be social and talk to people.
Nah.
I don't give a rats ass about having a lot of people on my friends list or anything, maybe I just have no friends, but it always seemed to me like it was some sort of competition I wasn't participating in.
Hi people on my friends list. Some of you actually know me. Other people, HI! Come talk to me. I'm lonely. I don't give a shit actually, but you want to be my friend don't you?
I eat babies.