SAMUS

I have a supressed inner rockstar. I am addicted to concerts. I heart broke musicians and shots of tequilla. I enjoy unnecessarily loud music. No one in my immediate family calls me anything but "baht". I say weird things. I am what some call "hyperactive". 89.78% of what comes out of my mouth is laced with sarcasm. Despite the music I listen to, I am a very happy and content individual. I am quite fond of the field of dentistry [strange, I know]. I love video games, perhaps a bit too much. I play the drums. I'm a hustla baby, I just want you to know. I can drink you under the table. I AM the dance dance revolution. I can make a class II cavity prep that will blow your mind. I'll do anything for the people that I love. I have seen My Chemical Romance 6 times in the past year alone. I am a firm believer that sleeping is better when using the buddy system. I rock the shit out of the air guitar. I dig faux-hawks. I am a scrabble grand master. I think Fred's Slacks is a winner. I don't sleep very much. I don't give a shit about the temperature in Guata-mole-ah. I believe that hugs are the universal cure-all. I am annoyed by meatheads or guys who consider themselves a "ladies man" ... you're not that cool, broham, get over yourself. I am a very affectionate person ... multiply that to the power of 17 when drinking. If country music were a tangible thing I would string it on fire. I detest public speaking. I appriciate a good fancy dance. Scary movies and I have a love/hate relationship. I piss excellence. I have a 20lb. cat that thinks hes a dog. I have a freckle right on the end of my nose. I'll try anything twice. I always watch the special features at the end of DVDs. I llove llamas. I love the feeling of someone running their hands through my hair. Snuggling + down comforters = the perfect afternoon. I said my guitar is out of tune, its not my fault. If you can make me laugh, you're alright in my book. I am terrified of deer. I love singing and dancing ... especially in the shower. I spend 98% of my money on concert tickets. I can't stand it when guys' biceps are bigger than their face. The F chord hurts my fingers. In a past life I was a reckless yahtsman. I am a fan of drunken rides home in orange shopping carts and doing gymnastics in the middle of the street. I still sleep with my security blanket/bunny. I don't think anyone reads these things. I think Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch. I wanna party with Danny Bonaduce. My cell phone rarely works. Drummers turn me on. I enjoy eating ice cream and a nice pair of slacks.
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