me dink me ned mur breer...

i am: Athletic...sometimes when i need to be/Boring...never! i crack myself up/Charismatic...of course!/Daring...if theres a $100 bucks or more sure why not/Eccentric...only if i dont drink my V8/Fascinating...look into my eyeeeeeeeeeeees/Groovy...maaaan im outasight!/Hilarious...do we match? if its your face and my @$$/Intelligent...6+9=69 hehehehe/Jovial...sure after a 5th of vodka/Kazakhstanian...watthephuc is that anyway?/Loyal...hail hitler!/Metro-sexual...sure ill have sex-youal with any chic in the local metro-politan area(did you know that unprotected sex will cause tipen airrurhs!)/Nudist...if i finish another 5th of vodka/Opportunist..."so your saying youll rub your boobs in my face if i give you a dollar?"/Procrastinator...guess i will finish this one later.../Qualified...mofo you better recognize!/Racist...hell no!...i think everyone should own a slave!/Sarcastic...whatthephuc do you think?!/Talented...extremely!...after the 3rd bottle of vodka/Unapologetic...fah-Q!/Veracious...dont write me and/or ask to be my friend if your ugly, ok...thanks!/Wise...a hotdog eating contest is just a precursor to shiting contest/X-hausted...from writing all this crap/Yielding..."ok ok ok...ill give you another dollar" i said to the stripper/Zealous...THANK GOD IM FINALLY DONE WITH THIS CRAPPY LIST!!!... nah really folks im just your fun loving person that sees the positive in everything...im no where near as nutty as i made it sound with that over exaggerated list above...im much worse!!! hehehehehe mmmmuwhahaha mmmmuwhahaha
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