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The Bandit

Puke Yourself To Sleep

About Me

I'm a monster. I'm 6'8", I live for Heavy Metal. I sing for the most inspired heavy metal band contained within the Earth's atmosphere. Check it out at www.purevolume.com/stovokor . I smoke too much, I eat nothing but chicken breasts and salad. I drive a Pontiac War Bird and am going to school to become a high school teacher! Now Fuck off!

My Interests

black metal, death metal, thrash metal, space metal, power metal, hardcore pre 86. Drinking, fighting, sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks. Oops, I missed him.

Music:

Strapping Young Lad, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, The Obsessed, The Hidden Hand, Radio Birdman, old Sepultura, Slayer, STOVOKOR, No Kill I, Bloodhag, Gargantula, Sunn((O, Down, Graves At Sea, Terror 2000, Arch Enemy, Carcass, Venom, GG, D.O.A., Arcturus, Katatonia, Mayhem, Zyklon, Bathory, N.W.A, DMX, Dirt McGirt, Clutch, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Saxon, Motley Cr�e, Satyricon, Napalm Death, Resist, Minor Threat, Misfits, Naked Raygun, Sleep, D.R.I., Dim Mak, and the list could go on for eons. .... ..

Movies:

Zombies, Sci Fi, anything that causes me to think, laugh, or some other things.

Television:

Reno911, Wildboys, Mr. Show, and Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction (c'mon fuckin Frakes beard!!!)

Books:

Anything by Hunter, Vonnegut, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, chuck p., science papers

Heroes:

we could use a few

My Blog

On and on.

If there is a question of the infinite vastness of self, I want to be the punctution at the end of that sentence.Gravity can form an infinitely small and dense center. Impenetrable and everlasting. Ti...
Posted by B- Ill on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

The freeze.

Up north it's cold and white. Something wonderful that I'd love to be a part of, but as with all things that I consider wonderful I just can't be a part of it. It's been kind of cold in my mind as of ...
Posted by B- Ill on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:57:00 PST

Excuse me?

The day is almost done and I'm looking at my two cigarettes. Things are interesting in the world right now, people seem to be treading water. When I walk out my front door I see these aimless robots b...
Posted by B- Ill on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:49:00 PST

Myspace and PCP: A retrospective.

What day is it? Dear God, I think I lost a week. My eyes are so sensitive to light, I feel as though they are fragile and would pop if I were to simply touch them. That nice tan I had is fading, soo...
Posted by B- Ill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST