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David

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


theres nothing to say, but everything to see!

My Interests

new movies and trailers (awesome!), youtube, Los Angeles, piano synthesizers, industrial landscapes/stuff/music, the human body, mechanics, outer space, reading. taking pictures with my new digital camera. thanks monte!

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ash ketchum

Music:

electronica, heavy metal, jazz, classical, punk (finally), polka, aria, acopelco, oldies, any music produced, sung, made, written, from 1800-present, of all that music i would love 9/10ths of it regardless of genre.

Movies:

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, the dark knight, fight club, wet hot american summer, dick, american beauty, aliens, cube, la dolce vita, Akira, steam boy, vanilla sky, a beautiful mind, shall we dance (jap version), the squid and the whale, spanish apartment, city of god, memento, run lola run, pulp fiction, bad boys 2, the good the bad and the ugly, Pokemon, Digimon, the jacket, the machinist, nightmare on elm street, hellraiser, unbreakable, and shawshank redemption.

Television:

cow and chicken, george lopez, some other stuff.It's not that they don't like it, its that they don't bother to watch old obscure stuff that nobody of their age has heard of.another quote i've heard."yes i like it a lot", said sr "wow, i've never even heard of it.", asked jr "well, i like it."

Books:

factoring humanity, choke, a moveable feast, the mighty, maniac mcgee, flowers for algernon, and a bunghole load of comic books of all shapes and flavors.

Heroes:

namphuong ngoc quach, R.G. the fob, jesus, duct tape, the toilet, my mom and dad, cartoons, comic books, books, Hemingway, geography architechts and environmental aspects, my eyeballs, my dick, food, hector franco, ron homer, mary monte, shelby, soccer, the sun (for being so shiny), southpark, words like tofurkey, cute women with cute bottoms and big breasts, shoelaces, duct taped wallets, speakers, Julie London, Sammy Davis, Miles Davis, frank sinatra, no doubt, OMC, The digital underground, Shock G, charlie christian, Tool, pencils and pens, clean clothes and clean socks, flying a kite, hunter thompson, hitting baseballs in the park, riding a motorcycle, delivering pizza's, good music all the time, masochism, and finally cleaning my room.

My Blog

do the humpty hump! (definition of exploit)

Main Entry: 1ex·ploit Pronunciation: ..Èek-Ìsploit, ik-È.. Function: noun Etymology: Middle English espleit, expleit, exploit furtherance, outcome, from Anglo-French, from Latin explicitum, ...
Posted by David on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:06:00 PST

monday t w t f s s

If i smashed something that contained very breakable glass across my boss's face, i would be content. the kind of content that comes with ice cream on a sunday and it just mixes on a su...
Posted by David on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:03:00 PST

to all the people that eat breakfast

I FOUND A STORE THAT SELLS COUNT CHOCULA!!! OMG!!! but i bought other stuff instead because i'm not eating that filthy fucking shit. my mom curses a lot, and i grew up with that sort of thing as ...
Posted by David on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:10:00 PST

about taking prozac and shit (its not private... trust me)

i first started taking prozac in 2006 but stopt after 3 months because the prozac made me so confident i thought i had everything solved and it was all going to be ok. stopt taking it. not ok. started...
Posted by David on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:00 PST

milk/drink analogy

if you take forever trying out an idea then your going to eventually hate the fact that its taking so long. instead flavor the idea on your tongue, its not going to run away but it stays in your mind ...
Posted by David on Tue, 20 May 2008 04:28:00 PST

smart as an jerk, painful as abortions and murderous martians, paranoid as a roach.

p.s. my title refers to the common views i have of myself. This depression sucks more than my fantasy of being with 4 butt naked supermodels women that each speak a different language but have lo...
Posted by David on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:18:00 PST

its been a long long long time

I can only be more of myself. If i try too hard to be better at saying stuff online, then i lose myself in some foreign translation of what i really want to say. what i really want to say, is tha...
Posted by David on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:25:00 PST

zoolander, mars, pedophile, catscan, madonna, juvenile diabetes, electric spiced water buffalo

i had to think up a bunch of words that would catch your attention and those are the words of the title of this new blog. So anyway, theres this fat bump on the back of my hand that is calle...
Posted by David on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:17:00 PST

positrons emiting from my big beautiful brains

ok dont read this because its still me being negative... YOUVE BEEN WARNED! i see it! oh dear me i freaking see it! I can predict what it will taste like! I can hear the fucker growing! oh shit its ...
Posted by David on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:37:00 PST

david needs a brand new pair of sneakers

i wanted to put this private because i'm cursing a lot in it and being generally very irate and negative, but i decided not to put it in private. what are some ways you and me deal with a problem, a s...
Posted by David on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST