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sommer

GIRL PICKS NOSE

About Me

i am silly bordering stupid, compulsive nail biter and nose picker, ride my bike absolutely EVERYWHERE in this polluted city in -5C weather, take my lunch to work, work out 5 days a week and pig out on xinjiang food, live with the weirdest and funniest people this side of the pacific ocean who entertain me by toting (real & fresh) pig's heads to parties, closet video game junkie, part-time psychiatrist for those in need, dancing til dawn and kebabs for breakfast, mastering crude behavior and humor, reading, watching 50 cent dvds, spending 30 min on the 'about me' section because i don't know what to say...

My Interests

reading shampoo bottles while pooing, fantacizing ways of stealing food from a buffet, running 26k, memorizing foreskin jokes, mimicing impersonations, diet coke, pilates, black albino midget porn stars, unagi, steak & salad, sex

I'd like to meet:

whoever wants to meet me

Music:

anything but chinese opera and country

Movies:

stuff by miyazaki, aronofsky, charlie chaplin, alfred hitchcock (heehee, i said cock), jean-pierre jeunet, knoxville-tremaine-jonze stuff, and lots of other etcs.

Books:

anything before 1930, particularly horny victorian lit