We are tired of this fucking veganism trend and how judgemental and proud you fucking leaf-eaters are about your oh-so-admirable life choice. It doesn't make you cool, and it doesn't make you interesting, and it doesn't make you better than anyone else, so shut the fuck up. We think that people who eat meat should be proud to take part in the food chain the way our bodies were designed to, and we think vegans totally suck ass.
If you're a militant vegan, because you're against animal cruelty and believe it is wrong to consume animal products, the only way you can stick to your ideals one hundred percent is to remove yourself from our society. We live in a world which in every way shape and form revolves around the byproducts of animals. If you go to a restaurant that serves meat, but you order a salad, you're still supporting that restaurant, and by proxy, supporting the meat industry. If you shop at Whole Foods to buy your vegan bullshit, you're supporting their business, which makes money off of dead animals. If you're going to go so ridiculously far as to be a militant vegan, you'd better be living on a farm in the middle of nowhere, growing your own vegetables and making manure out of your feces. Otherwise, you're full of shit, because no matter how much hummus you spread on your organic bread, you're still supporting the very principles you claim to be against, as long as you continue to live in our society. So either go live in the fucking forest, or shut the fuck up and eat a Goddamn candy bar.
