and that billy, is why we don't expose ourselves to the french ambassador |
but seroiusly, what's up? how are you? how was your flight? they give you those little wedges of cheese that say framage on them? or is that only on flights to europe? well i suppose this isn't gettin...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST |
this is the end for you my master! |
shut up christiansen...i've had just about enough of your fuckupery. so here i am bored and at work. hangin out. doing my thing. answering the phones. it's a slow day for some reason and i am bored. s...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST |
the first and last time i'll ever pay for a blowjob from a korean postal worker. |
that's...actually not true. but blowjobs asside, allow me to indulge you all with a story taken straight from page 974 of my autobiography: Andy Thwarts The Mongolians And Other Hilarious Tales Of Her...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:02:00 PST |
speak not of the grasshopper in such a tone, for he possesses the secrets of the universe |
good morning world. you've yet again fooled me with the promise of sleep. here i am sleepless in new jersey with what to show for it? some press-on, scratch-and-sniff rainbow bright stickers that i go...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:46:00 PST |
what advantages does this motor car have over say...a train? which I could also afford. |
well kids here i am awake at 7:39 am because it turns out that it is possible to drink so much that you can't sleep. at least not for more than 4 hours. anywho i've been up since like 5 and i have abs...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
so it turns out i ate all those spring rolls for nothing... |
well, here i am at one o'clock in the morning with nothing to do. so let's talk why not? talk about what you ask? well about anything, sports, music, weather, even eastern philosophy. none of that wes...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
home for the holidays |
and by holidays i mean poweroutage. you see some jerkbag construction worker did something to the main powerline type thing at my school and knocked out almost all of the campus's electricity (includi...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
if i never get my balls stuck in another chicken.. |
ok i don't know where i was going with that..but i'll bet it caught your interest! eh? eh????.......eh..
so once again i have nothing to do which brings me to the blog, which may very well be one o...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
im home |
at 1130 and i don't have work tomorrow. i just typed this big long rant about how i hate work and boscov's and people who bitch because a novelty fruit basket is 50 cents more than they thought it was...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i want to be in a band. |
i want to be in a band. as far as i can tell the sky arise is all but over..granted we sucked a decent amount of dick at times both as a band and...as a band...heh heh...seriously though i miss playin...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
