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Jess

colostomybag666

About Me

I AM THE SUPER MOTHER BUG!

My Interests

phlebotomy, panic attacks, hate, sleep, cats, super mario, blood, piano, the undead, and TOTAL FILTH

I'd like to meet:

a real demon.and zombies.gremlins.

Music:

the sound of kitten feet racing around the apartment

Movies:

this week: Alice, Sweet Alice, Sicko, THE SUCKLING, Deadly Friend, An Inconvenient Truth

Television:

THE OFFICE and twin peaks

Books:

the satanic bible & medical dictionaries

Heroes:

stripe (and i would TOTALLY feed him after midnight)

My Blog

Plague 6 - THE WORST YET!!

Oh yes - I knew there'd be more.  So we're up to Plague 6 - I'm still debating what to call this one....  Plague 2 was smoke detectors, I believe?  This one BLOWS that one out of the wa...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:36:00 PST

The plagues continue....!!!

So where are we at so far?  Plague 1: sick nosebleed Plague 2: smoke detectors (which would still be going off, if I hadn't torn them out of the wall, by the way.  I recently checked) So on...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:04:00 PST

FUCK Fred Phelps and his fucked-up church!

This is a long one, and I apologize.  I had to rant.  Don't continue if you don't want to get involved in it.... SO....this shit is so seriously fucked up.  I woke up with John this mor...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:19:00 PST

WE ARE CURSED!

Well, I wouldn't really call it a curse, but actually, this is kind of cool (to me).  So last night, John & I decided to watch The Reaping.  For those of you who don't know, it's a newe...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:25:00 PST

I cant stomach this shit!!

In the past week, I have seen two fucking TERRIBLE movies.  TRANSFORMERS - the dialogue in that movie was so fucking laughable I wanted to choke myself.  Okay.  The robots were kinda c...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:42:00 PST

I will kill you

Preface: this is not just in regards to cats, but to all animals.... To all you people that hate cats - I have a sword to your throat.  My baby Owen was sick and in the hospital for two days and ...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:02:00 PST

Drugged up rampage!!!

Not really - don't get excited.  Okay - maybe.  I don't know if it's these meds I'm on or my own uncontrollable mental state, but I have been totally violent, hyper, and unpredicta...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:46:00 PST

Employee Satisfaction Survey

Fucking Tmobile should know better than to ask certain employees questions like "What can Tmobile do to make this a better place to work?" I had 20 minutes to complete a survey for the company.  ...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:14:00 PST

Marble Madness

Love ..t or D..E.  ..f you hate marble madness, .. w..ll be the brush that beats your ass and totally lets you l..e there wh..le nobody cleans you up.  Because you're a bastard. ...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:13:00 PST

I FUCKING LOVE NINTENDO!!

My friend Steve brought over his Nintendo Wii last night and we were playing it for hours.  It is the greatest thing EVER!  Bowling was so fun!  I am totally good at fake bowling!!!!&nb...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST