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Matt

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About Me



My Interests

Art, Science, and Defenestracide. i make this sound on myspace.

I'd like to meet:

Gunnery Sgt. Tom Highway, the person with the recipe for Chipotle's cilantro-lime rice, a fan of Rob Schneider . . . and a few people from this:

Troy McClure walks into the DMV, which brings murmurs from the crowd.

Hibbert: Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.

Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.

Tony: No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes". You see...

Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo...

Music:

Grandaddy, Belle and Sebastian, The Thrills, J Mascis, Built to Spill, The Carpenters, The White Stripes, Television, Matthew Sweet, Redd Kross, Teenage Fanclub, Mudhoney, Aimee Mann, Wattstax

Movies:

Very good or very bad flicks. Example: Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, 8mm, Hardcore, Magnolia, Fast and the Furious 2, Police Academy 1-4, Heartbreak Ridge, American Psycho, Pray for the Wildcats, Apocalypse Now, Jackie Brown, Private School . . . for Girls!, Kiss Meets Phantom of the Park, Team America: World Police, Boogie Nights, Anchorman, Insomnia, The Room, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Bamboozled

Directed by Chris Holmes

Television:

Three's Company, Sanford and Son, Night Court, Good Times, South Park, The Real Trainwrecks of Orange County, Interventions, Star Trek

Books:

I had an

Heroes:



This is Beetle, he's as bad as can, he knows he's the best

My Blog

$3 Dewars

There are more Cheap Dewars promotions in the bars in LA than there are murders on a given day. I’d rather pay $3 for a used baby’s diaper. Oh, the days of Kork at Zen Sushi with $3 whis...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:43:00 PST

You callin me out on the Pennywise???

A question a child would ask, but not a childish question. That’s a quote from about 10 years ago, uttered by some college friends. Personal history of me. Puts a smile on my face. The band ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:47:00 PST

Quiere Casa?

This sucks. Inspectors find dirt on books at Southern Calif. carwashes: Carwasheros and vacumerosOn a related item: Favourite spanglish word, Enchirito. De-lish, and important enough for a wikiped...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:30:00 PST

late nite infomercials

I woke up in the middle of the nite, and the tv had a hair loss infomercial on. I heard the line, "technology has finally caught up with my hair loss". I don’t think that shit’ll work, c...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:01:00 PST

Politics aint that hard . . .

When Steve-o can make a brilliant political point on the Howard Stern show.He talked about why Hillary Clinton sucks, and he said somethin like, If she'll let a blowjob slide, how's she gonna protect ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:18:00 PST

Ever fix font conflicts with Suitcase?

I just did. You're not missing out on anything. What a beater.
Posted by Matt on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:51:00 PST

a featured icon

'Ol Jacko gets featured on myspace. 25 years of Thriller. Question: when was the last time you picked Thriller up and gave it a spin? That might be a better litmus test for icon than how (in)famous...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST

By the luck of Van Halen

Went to Vegas on a whim, and whattdya know, Van Halen was playin. They were friggin sweet. Diamond Dave sounded great. I love this pic:It's a secret message asking for the return of "S". No, not Sa...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:16:00 PST

hey craigslisters!

I must be cursed, but anytime I respond to an ad I found, I'm either too late or I get no response. But, when people forward me stuff, it's automatic.keep forwarding me that shit!P.S. I'M NOT TALKIN...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:09:00 PST

Some funny headlines for Jay Leno

"Bush calls for Mideast peace conference" - that's pretty funnyfunnier"The Senate Pulls an All-Nighter" - Are these guys cramming for a test? What was this supposed to accomplish except publicity? L...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:59:00 PST