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Grendel

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About Me

I was born to a Canadian mother and an American father. In any event where the two sides clash socially, I always choose the side that's losing. Joined the United States Air Force about 7 years ago, it still hasn't sunk in. If you like me or like not liking me, I'll like you just the same. A demented optimist in the purest sense, with a keen ability to predict the inevitable fall back of his wisest decisions. Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
Gimme some sugar baby.
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You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


100%

Hannibal Lecter


60%

Pinhead


40%

Leatherface


20%

Jason Voorhees


0%

Freddy Krueger


0%

Michael Myers


0%

Candyman


0%

Captain Spaulding


0%

Buffalo Bill


0%
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who can wander through thought as carelessly as I do, without going off the deep end.

Music:

Pink FloydNirvanaCrackerPorno for PyrosToadiesRammsteinDevoKMFDMElectric SixOffspringPeter GabrielFrank ZappaHerbert GrönemeyerGordon LightfootEinsturzende NeubautenGnarls BarkleySound GardenLeonard Cohen

Movies:

Robot CarnivalFantastic PlanetBarefoot GenWaking LifeMetropolisBrazilGandaharRepo ManCry FreedomThe Big LebowskiThe Story of RickyThe WallThe ThingTrue Stories

Television:

The Daily ShowThe Colbert ReportBullshitWho Wants to be a SuperheroDuckmanKing of the HillTom Goes to the MayorBeavis and ButtheadBlue Collar ComedySouth ParkFamily GuyAqua Teen Hunger ForceThe SimpsonsLiquid TelevisionMr. ShowGary and Mike

Books:

BeowulfAn Occurrence at Owl Creek BridgeThe FoundationThe Art of WarClockwork OrangeThe Prince

Heroes:

Eric the RedKarl MarxStephen BikoSadako SasakiTom WaitsTemple GrandinDiagorasSeneca the YoungerTerry GilliamMary Frances BerryThomas PaineIsaac AsimovDaniel TammetToussaint L'OuvertureErwin RommelVera LynnGrigori RasputinAlex JonesIsaac BrockJames YeeEpicurusNiccolò MachiavelliAmbrose BierceJoseph MerrickMary Edwards WalkerChester A. ArthurStephen ColbertJoan of ArcFranz KafkaLord BuckleyBuford PusserRoyce GracieHayabusaJake "The Snake" RobertsErich WeissJohann FaustBruno HauptmannVickie Lynn HoganJudas Iscariot

My Blog

Organized Hysteria

Six beings sit on lavish chairs with equal space between them at a round table in a dark room that dwells deep below the alaskan wilderness.  A seventh being stands nearby with his arms...
Posted by Grendel on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:48:00 PST

Chapter 11: Le Roi Est Mort

The following is a taste of how things are progessing in my overactive imagination.  This is the latest chapter, I'm on my way to finishing the story.  Just wanted to let anyone still intere...
Posted by Grendel on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:10:00 PST

To Be Continued

Shameless self promotion is just the thing to put me in a good mood considering my current circumstances. I've been informed by a trustworthy source of wisdom that I should cease posting future chapte...
Posted by Grendel on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:03:00 PST

Chapter 4: Friends and Enemies, part 3

Cade, François, Turd, Trathor, Hatako and the lesser green dragon Rodinius find themselves in pitch black silent surroundings. The group breathes softly as Trathor slowly emits a pale blue glow from h...
Posted by Grendel on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:48:00 PST

Chapter 4: Friends and Enemies, part 2

A tide of elite fighters rogues and rangers from the reformed Kingdom of Ghar make their way to a distant village to the southeast in an effort to quell a potential invading force that dwells there. ...
Posted by Grendel on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST

Chapter 4: Friends and Enemies

Several days have past since the kingdom of Ghar knew their new king as the angel Anthropos. Anthropos uncomfortably obeys the whims of his over-zealous arch-angel master. His new instructions involve...
Posted by Grendel on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:58:00 PST

Chapter 3: Divine Deception

Cade, Trathor, Turd and François sit in the waiting area of the great Castle Ghar.  Trathor pathetically weeps into his own hands as his companions attempt to console him. "It's alright my son, a...
Posted by Grendel on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:55:00 PST

Chapter 2: The Heart of Torture, part 2

Cade, Trathor, Turd and François hastily rush through the northern woods on foot until reaching a vast grassy plain with grassy hills appearing sporadically.    "Hey, slow down." Cade shouts...
Posted by Grendel on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:45:00 PST

Chapter 2: The Heart of Torture

Cade, François and Turd sit in a waiting room adjacent to the throne room of Castle Ghar.  Their presence had been immediately requested following their most recent endeavor. "Barbaric, that is a...
Posted by Grendel on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:19:00 PST

Chapter One: The Heart of Fortitude, part 2

François, Cade and Turd arrive at the Kingdom of Ghar.  François being the only one anxious to resolve the current issue with an invisible terror that still lurks. "Alright, I'm going to the blac...
Posted by Grendel on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:30:00 PST