first thing's first: I AM A DOG, NOT A PERSON! if you are a human being, don't send me messages talking to me like a person, because I WON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!!
my real name is Ambrosius, but you can call me Brosha. i'm a rottweiler and golden retriever mix, but don't be hatin' 'cause i'm beautiful. i was adopted by this lovely lady and her family about seven years ago, only days before i was set to be put to sleep. since then i've ruined many carpets and eaten many a squeeky toy. sometimes i think i'm a lap dog. sometimes i like to be put into full nelsons. and i always love to pummel the crap out of people. i'm a big huge dork of a dog, but i'm the coolest dog ever, seriously.
