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unky jojo

"Tin foil is made from melted bullets!"

About Me

At the current time, I'm a hot mess trying to fix the mistakes that I've made without fucking up anymore.Good luck to me!

My Interests

Running, Loving, Living, Drinking, Barnie's, Starbucks, Firefly, Serenity, Ace of Base, A*Teens, Shopping, Macy*s, School, UCF, Kelly Clarkson, Cats, Dogs, The Beach, Volleyball, Candy, Food, Texas Toast, Sandals, Free Stuff, Cuddling, Movies, What Dreams May Come, Pizza, Myspace, Cake, Candy, Dancing, Sailor Moon, Clothes, Work, Money, Mario Party

I'd like to meet:

"If you have just a little bit of courage, people can really be soldiers. If you have feelings for other people, anyone can become a messiah."

"Some day, if we never said it, we might live to regret it."

"You know you never need a reason to count on my love."

Music:

Make me dance. Or think.

Movies:

The Count of Monte Cristo, Kill Bill 1&2, Elf, Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Fish, Fight Club, Zoolander, Saw 1 and 2, Midsummernight's Dream, Superstar, From Justin to Kelly hahaha, Lion King, Mulan, What Dreams May Come, The Professional, Serenity and the Dreamers.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Roseanne, Ellen, Golden Girls, Real World, Best Week Ever, MXC, Clarissa Explains It All, The Tyra Banks Show, America's Next Top Model, Cops, Strangers With Candy, Sealab 2021, The War at Home, That 70's Show

Books:

I wish I made myself read more, but I've recently started re-reading The Jungle by Upton Sinclair.

Heroes:

I guess my friends are my heroes. They're the ones that put up with my shit.

My Blog

This one is for my Homie

As you may or may not know, I crashed my car into a pole last week. I suppose we'll refer to that as the "high" point in this bad past like month and a half I've been having. At current, I'm searching...
Posted by unky jojo on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:39:00 PST

Clean up in aisle seven

I saw this little kid at Target today, more like he saw me. And he was just STARING at me, it was seriously so cute. And it made me think about how I want kids. Not now, but one day would be nice.&nbs...
Posted by unky jojo on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST

Restored gay faith in humanity!

If there's one thing you can always count on when you're feeling down and have amazing hair, is that gays will compliment you on it. This is my equation for faith in humanity, follow it well: (Feel...
Posted by unky jojo on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

What I learned this semester.......

This semester at UCF was a very interesting one for me. I started a new job but stayed in the same house. I switched my schedule all around and I made some new friends. I did MWF classes for the fi...
Posted by unky jojo on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:50:00 PST

Searching

It's near the end of the semester and it dawned on me that I never switched my spring schedule around for work. I got all in a huff because I thought I'd have to switch EVERYTHING again. Oh, I was wro...
Posted by unky jojo on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST

A penchant for straight guys

So I have this thing.....................for straight guys. I get drunk and I chase after them. What's up with that? I chased after one at my party AND at the freaking GAYYYYYYYYY club last nite. Se...
Posted by unky jojo on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:01:00 PST

Disrespect

So far in my sociology class I haven't been TOO fond of my teacher, not horribly against her, but not too fond. Well today, she pretty much pissed me off. We were talking about norms and rules and oth...
Posted by unky jojo on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:30:00 PST

Writing

I dunno, I'm awake and no one's talking, I feel like I should be writing. I haven't bought books yet, I'm going to have to buy at least one tomorrow, so that'll be fun. Gotta do some reading during m...
Posted by unky jojo on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:45:00 PST

Without practice

So by the time I wake up tomorrow I'll have been jobless for a week. I've really been enjoying my time, not being owned by anyone, and I've been happy lately. Not that I'm all that exciting, but I've ...
Posted by unky jojo on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST

A mile in my shoes

Yeah, I bought new shoes to go job hunting in today BIG MISTAKE. My feet are blistered and sore and I don't like that. Let's start negative: Hurt feet Popped tire Didn't apply Exhausted Woke up from...
Posted by unky jojo on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST