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Steven

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About Me

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Name: Steven Maurice Bell (you can laugh, its OK, i've learned to accept such inevitibilities)
Birthday: 31st October (Yeah Halloween, I shit thee not)
Birthplace: Darlington
Current Location: Erm, Darlington (Need to get my ass out of this town)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English, Scottish, German, Spanish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse All-Stars Chuck Taylor White (Look like somebodies done a twosie on them)
Your Weakness: I run like a spastic and If I really fancy a girl I Will not approach them (I Guess I'm scared of rejection)
Your Fears: Being Alone, Being Hated, The Way Society is Heading (Nothings Sacred)
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese Feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop the rapid expansion of my waistline in its tracks, maybe even push it into reverse a little (who says I don't aim high)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yo!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What was i dreaming, oh yeah, that!
Your Best Physical Feature: Probably my Bottom or my Eyes (Maybe)
Your Bedtime: between midnight and 4 (average 2)
Your Most Missed Memory: Lying under a duvet with a loved one during our 1st thunderstorm 2gether
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (no contest)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single (?)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Unfortunatly, Yes (a little swearings ok in the correct circles, but when you do it and think "shit that was the wrong time to swear" THATS when you swear to much)
Do you Sing: Only when no-one can hear although i have a great voice!
Do you Shower Daily: I prefer baths
Have you Been in Love: Yes, not recently tho (I can't open up any more, i'm like emotionally dead. Does that Suck Steven? Hell Yeah it does!)
Do you want to go to College: Got the T-shirt (Twice)
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if i read
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes i think I'm gods gift, sometimes I can't stand myself.
Are you a Health Freak: Not in the slightest
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yes, see Your Most Missed Memory
Do you play an Instrument: No, although i really want to learn, i'm just not musically gifted
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Canabis Count, if so, yes, if not, no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Erm, never eaten 1 in my life quite frankly. Think i'd like them tho so send me a packet, cheers
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Depends on the definition of beaten up. but No not really, you should speak to my friend John, always getting his ass kicked.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Listen to The Smiths "There is a light and it never goes out" and you'll get the picture.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I Still have no idea
What country would you most like to Visit: America, the land of opportunity.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Between 5'6" and 6'0"
Weight: Perfect 10
Best Clothing Style: Go with the flow
Number of Drugs I have taken: Don't know
Number of CDs I own: 50ish (i tend to download)
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Infinite
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My Interests

Sports, TV, Films, Music, Reading, Booze, Women, Cars, Videogames .......Blah ......Blah .......Blah .......Etc ........Etc

I'd like to meet:

Who Cares

Music:

This HAS to be the most anal list on Myspace, check it out, all in alphabetical order (Bad Boy) "Weird Al" Yankovic, A-Ha, A Flock of Seagulls, Al Green, Alien Ant Farm, All American Rejects, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Aretha Franklin, Armand Van Helden, Ash, The Ataris, Babyshambles, Badly Drawn Boy, Barry White, Beach Boys, The Beatles, Bee Gees, Bell X1, Ben E King, Bjork, The Blanks, Blink 182, Bloc Party, The Bluetones, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bon Jovi, Brand New, Brian Ferry and Roxy Music, Bright Eyes, Busta Rhymes, The Buzzcocks, Carl Carlton, Cat Stevens, The Clash, Coldplay, Colin Hay, The Coral, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Cribs, The Cure, Daft Punk, Damien Rice, David Bowie, De La Soul, Death Cab For Cutie, Depeche Mode, Dilated Peoples, Dimitri From Paris, Dire Straights, Donovan, Dr Dre, Eddy Grant, Elliott Smith, ELO, Elton John, Embrace, Fall Out Boy, Feeder, Fine Young Canibals, The Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Frankie Knuckles, The Fray, Frou Frou, Fugees, The Futureheads, Gary Numan, General Public, Go West, Graham Coxon, Guided By Voices, Guns N Roses, Gwen Guthrie, Hellogoodbye, Hole, Hot Chip, Ice Cube, Idlewild, Immortal Technique, Imogen Heap, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Jack Johnson, James Brown, Jamiroquai, Jay-Z, Jeff Buckley, Jem, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Jose Gonzlez, Journey, Justin Timberlake, Kaiser Chiefs, Kanye West, Kate Bush, Kenny Loggins, The Killers, Kings Of Leon, Kings Of Tomorrow, The Kinks, The Kooks, Kool and the Gang, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, The Libertines, Lindsey Pool, Liquido, Lisa Loeb, Lonnie Donegan, Lostprophets, Ludacris, Luxury, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madonna, The Magic Numbers, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, Maximo Park, Mercury Rev, Method Man and Redman, Michael Jackson, Milli Vanilli, Ming Tea, Missy Elliot, Modest Mouse, Morrisey, Morning Runner, Morris Day and The Time, Mr. Scruff, Muse, Mylo, Nada Surf, NERD, New Order, Nik Kershaw, Nsync, Oasis, Oingo Boingo, OMD, Outkast, Panic! At the Disco, Parliament, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, Pete Doherty, Pete Yorn, Phantom Planet, Phoenix, Pixies, The Postal Service, Prince, Psychadelic Furs, Queen, Radiohead, Ralph Myerz & The Jack Herren Band, The Ramones, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, The Replacements, Rick James, Rolling Stones, Rooney, Roxette, Sam Cooke, Savage Garden, Scissor Sisters, Scissors for Lefty, Scott Matthews, Semisonic, Seu Jorge, Shea Seger, Sheryl Crow, The Shins, The Smiths, Snoop Dogg, Snow Patrol, Something Corporate, Stereophonics, Stevie Wonder, The Strokes, The Subways, Survivor, Taking Back Sunday, Tears for Fears, Ten City, Tenacious D, Teriyaki Boyz, They Might Be Giants, Third Eye Blind, The Thrills, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Tom Vek, Train, Tupac, Turin Brakes, U2, Van Halen, The Walkmen, The Wannadies, We Are Scientists, The Weakerthans, Weezer, Wham!, The White Stripes, Whitesnake, The Who, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellowcard, Youth Group, ZZ TopTold you it was anal!

Movies:

28 Days Later, 50 First Dates, All Austin Powers Movies, Almost Famous (Great Soundtrack) Bad Boys 1 and 2, Being John Malkovich, Bulletproof, Cool Runnings, The Die Hard Trilogy, Donnie Darko, Dude Wheres My Car, Dumb and Dumber, Finding Nemo, Friday, From Dusk Till Dawn, Forrest Gump, Fight Club, The Fifth Element, The Girl Next Door, Garden State, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samuri, Happy Gilmore, High Fidelity, Human Traffic, I Robot, Jeepers Creepers, The Karate Kid, Kingpin, Lawn Dogs (One of my favourites), The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Great Soundtrack) Memento, Monsters Inc., Nothing to Lose, Old School, Orange County, Philadelpha, Pirates of the Carribean, Pulp Fiction, The Rocky Quintology (think thats how you say it), The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Scarface, Sin City, This is Spinal Tap, Star Wars episodes IV-VI (thats 4-6 for the lame-man) Tremors (Greatest B-Movie of all time) Twelve Monkeys, When Harry Met Sally (Best Chickflick ever, no messing), White Men Can't Jump, Zoolander.

Television:

Family Guy (Best Cartoon Ever if not one of the best shows ever, takes The Simpsons by the scruff of the neck and spanks its pathetic little ass) The OC (Welcome to the OC Bitch) Scrubs (Best Show Ever Fullstop) One Tree Hill (The OC's poor cousin, but still good) Teachers (The 1st and 2nd series's anyway, is it serieses or series's, they both look wrong, well you know what i mean) My Name Is Earl (Hilarious Show, Plus Joi's sooo hot) Dragons Den (Love It)

Books:

Anything by Bill Bryson, Dan Brown or Micheal Moore. However, My favourite book is Junk by Melvin Burgess, it was the first book i really read by myself (thats if you discount The Rocks Autobiography, which i do) after an ex-girlfriend got me into reading and it is awesome, its about these two young teenagers that run away from home, squatt in a house and get hooked on heroin. It's really a Childrens book despite the rather adult topic of Drug Addiction, but its never patronising to the older reader. Each chapter is told through the eyes of a different charachter which makes it interesting in my eyes (Ya'll might think differently, who knows) the thing i like about it is that the book is very visual, no that doesn't mean it has pictures, it means that you can really put yourself in the charachters shoes and see what they were seeing. Anyway i'm going to in depth here but you should check it out! Let me know what you think! I'm currently reading Angels and Demons by Dan Brown.

Heroes:

We could be Heroes! Sadly, its a One-Day Contract only. Sorry!