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jon

About Me

Welll ahh i grew up in the center of the earth/ your ass? But my mother didnt appreciate much the sanctity of the mole peopls. so we moved on to bigger and slightly better things, TEXAS. In texas i lived off a steady diet of beans and small children. This grew me up right and cool, cool as cocaine that is. My motherhad a tendency to drop kick me as a morning wake up call, but no worries about that small conondrum, it soon decayed like the rest of you small simple minded apes and apelings.END TRANSMISSIONS

My Interests

blowing stuff up with dyzinomite. Killing like the true ninja i am. eating small waitress's. Burning tylers room down, that bastard. Chopping off my fingers. Tazzing Dan the not so man. Helping Aaron Cantrell with his sodomy lessons. And David Grimshaw. mmmmmmm?

I'd like to meet:

THE WOMEN OR WOMEN PARAPHENILIA THAT MAY BE ABLE TO EAT HER OWN FACE!?

Music:

GALACTICON A.D. 2525, thats all

Movies:

The Big Labowsky, Pulp Fiction, Dr. Strangelove, David Grimshaw, Ninjew Love Story, Goodbye Dear Brother, Behemothon, that one you know with the guy and the hair, yeah, invinsible obssesed fighter, shut up

Television:

SLAY THE HUMANS BEFORE THEY SLAY YOU?