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MJ

Miss Murder

About Me

Hey there gorgeousies, the name is Michelle, or MJ for short I’m a junior in college at UW Stout, majoring in Apparel Design. When attending school I live in Menomonie WI, which I hate with a passion of a thousand burning suns. It is dead set in the middle of no where and the most you will find around town is cow poop and a run down prison.
My randomness: I’m UNIQUE. I want to be different. I love having fun and I’m extremely open minded which allows for a lot of good excuses to make bad choices. I’m the girl with a smile always on her face. I’m extremely ambitious and a little bit courageous. The color aqua rules. I would eat candy for 3 meals a day if I could! I live the wonderful life of a working model and I looooove it. I’m uber obsessed with anything fuzzy!!! I’m a huge huge HUGE nerd & flirt and I’m proud of it. Very opinionated. I love to make friends with gorgeous girls. I wish dinosaurs still ruled the earth. I stand up for myself and will own you in any argument any day. I have a sick obsession with bunny fur purses. I’m way too fuck’n nice for my own good. Extremely independent. I 3 photography, especially when I’m the focal point ;) Screw people who think they are better than everybody else. I would give myself completely to the one I love. I’m passionate about subjects that erk me. Sappy movies make me want to vomit. Lingerie is my favorite getup. I can’t stand drama. I can be shy. Always ready to meet new people. I only like designer merchandise. I hate diamonds. I’m a smartass to the fullest and will kill you with charm or sarcasm, you choose. I’ll fight for anything or anyone I believe in. I absolutely adore strippers. I love everything about the ocean (especially stingrays) and talking on the phone for hours about absolutely nothing. Fuck drugs & alcohol. I love attention from certain people ;) Loyal to the end to anyone I call my friend 3. Stubborn. I’m not perfect by any means. My favorite animal is the Fennec fox. I refuse to waste my time, energy, and love on lost causes. Chocolate pisses me off. I’m downright goofy. I blush when complimented. I only go clubbing to dance my ass off. I expect nothing from anyone and everything from myself.

My Interests

aliens, being perfect, betsey johnson, booty shorts, bras, butts, canada, candy, clothes, clubbing, cosmopolitan, dancing, dj's, edible underwear, fashion, foxes, france, fredericks of hollywood, french canadians, friends, frodo, fuzzy animals, high heels, hobbits, hollister, jeeps, lingerie, mini skirts, men with good manners, models, nakedness, pixi sticks, pole dancing, porn, pretty people, punk boys, runway shows, sex, sprinkles, strippers, sugar, supermodels, techno, thongs, victorias secret

I'd like to meet:

Bam Margera, Boston Rob from Survivor, Joaquin Phoenix, Adrian Brody, Adriana Lima, Jake Gyllenhaal & Elijah Wood...not to mention all the other sexy hobbits :)

Music:

I like a lot of music, too much to list so all I'm gonna say is if it sounds good, I like it :)

Movies:

Meet Joe Black, Signs, What Dreams May Come, Jurassic Park, Donnie Darko, Bubble Boy, Wedding Crashers, The Ghost and the Darkness

Television:

REAL WORLD, Viva La Bam, Desperate Housewives, The Girls Next Door, Grey's Anatomy, LOST

Books:

I prefer magazines...

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner's girlfriends

My Blog

Listen Up

Ok I dont really care if I come across as a total bitch in this blog, as a matter of fact I hope I do so this crap stops: A) NO I do NOT want to have an effing three-some with you and your girlfriend,...
Posted by Emmjay on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:03:00 PST