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Would U Catch Me If I Fell From Grace?

~~ A Real Friend Is Someone Who Walks In When The Rest Of The World Walks Out~~

About Me


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| View Show | Create Your OwnJust a little about me for those of you who don't know.. I'm not what you might expect but everything you hope for. I'm grounded but I'm up in the air. There's my way then there's the wrong way. I'm spontaneously predictable. I WILL suprise you.. If you try to figure me out you'll give yourself a migraine long before you even begin break into the vault that is my mind. There is reason to my madness and madness in my reason. I'm not bitter because someone made me that way, I'm hard because I refuse to give people the opportunity to affect me. If you think I care, you're most likely wrong. If you think your words will hurt me, your sadly mistaken. If you spend your time trying to impress me, your wasting it. First impressions are everything and you DO NOT get a second chance. If you think what I'm saying is crap then we wouldn't get along anyway so don't waste my time. If you care what I think about you, click the X and come back to me when you learn some self respect. If I offend you, come back when you've grown some balls. I guess the best way to describe me is... I'm ME ... I'm not a paper cut out of what a woman in society should or shouldn't be. I'm not a Barbie but im not a Tomboy. I can change a tire and never break a nail or scuff my Chanel boots. I will turn the TV to football while cooking thanksgiving dinner. I'll stop by the nail salon to have my nails done after a round of golf, I will do whatever I wanna do.. Why you ask? I ask.. Why not? And thats well..... Me
This is my margarita . There are many like it but this one is mine. My margarita is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my margarita is useless. Without my margarita I am useless. I must chug my margarita true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to steal it. I must shoot him before he suceeds. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my margarita and myself are defenders of my sanity, we are the masters of my bordom, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no bordom, but tranquility and peace. Amen.Layout made by

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who i'd like to meet? well lets see, someone who could explain a few things for me... 1. The inner workings of the male mind and please tell me.... if women use our heads to think.. what do men use theirs for? 2. If Santa DRIVES a sleigh pulled by FLYING reindeer, does he need a pilots lic? or a drivers lic? where does he renew his tags? 3. Does the Easter bunny get a rabies shot? 4. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "Imma squeeze these dangly things under here and drink whatever comes out"? 5. Was it the same guy who decided to eat a mushroom growing in cow shit for a high? 6. Is the caloric content on a piece of gum dependent upon how long you chew it? If you swallow it is that amount still accurate? 7. If I can't see you then you can't see me does that make blind people invisible?OK.. im done.. how about just someone who understands any part of what i just said :) that'd be great !

Television:

My world would stop turning if i missed more than one week of HOUSE ! I could (and have) watch Law and Order ALL DAY LONG only to be interupted by CSI or Judging Amy. oh yeah... and CARLOS MENCIA RULES !!!!