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About Me

I was born to Joseph and Sheila Sterling on the tenth day of the twelfth month in the Eighty-second year of the 20th century(12/10/1982). My coming was foretold by the doctor who gave my mother a pregnancy test and nine glorious months later the being known as Joseph Sterling, Jr. took it's first breath. It's all been pretty downhill since then.Also, you suck. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Finding who stole my DS and then murdering them with my hate.

I'd like to meet:

Johnathan Taylor Thomas so I could ask him what the fuck happened to him.

Music:

Outkast, Blackstar, Rage Against the Machine, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Built to Spill, Blonde Redhead, Handsome Boy Modeling School, A Tribe Called Quest, Gorillaz, Interpol, Radiohead, Muse, The Corporate Swinging Neckbreakers, Cake, Basement Jaxx, Daft Punk, Deltron 3030, The Postal Service, Lovage, Elysian Fields, Myself in the car, Yoko Kanno, Public Enemy, Flight of the Conchords, The Eels, The Unicorns, The The, The Cure, The Oots(the reason I signed up for a myspace), DVDA, Outkast, and Outkast

Movies:

I have learned everything I have ever needed to know in my life from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club and Blazing Saddles.

Television:

Lost is the best show on television, Arrested Development use to be. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, The Sopranos, Entourage, Flight of the Concords(Anything HBO or FX I guess), Scrubs, PTI, 30 Rock, NewsRadio, ATHF, Frisky Dingo, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Three Sheets, Outkast and Law & Order repeats.

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

I should make a joke here, but it's my parents and Pete Rose.

My Blog

Joe’s Chick Flix 3: Speed 3: The Lake House

This week has spoilers, but nothing could ruin the movie for you more than the movie itself.When last we met I had written a review for the Hugh Grant/Sandra Bullock vehicle Two Weeks Notice. It was ...
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:47:00 PST

Joes Chick Flix 2: Two Weeks Notice

This week I should warn you these reviews will have spoilers. If you care to ever watch these movies&2002 was a very busy year for Sandra Bullock. After finding a surprise hit in 2000 with Miss Con...
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:15:00 PST

Joes Chick Flix 1: How to Lose a Joe in 10 min...

So begins the next chapter of weekly rant. It's easily the longest rant I have ever written also. What have I become&Okay, so about 3 years ago I came up with the idea for my first novel. And just lik...
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:56:00 PST

New Blog. Old Ideals. Weekly what?

This week I wrote something! But like always it will end in your disapointment...In what feels like a long ass time ago I was a member of an AMV website that was host to three up and coming AMV makers...
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:06:00 PST

New Orleans Kidnapping..and light treason....

The story for what happened this past Saturday actually begins on Wednesday. I received a call that night from my friend James. You see Javi had picked James up that day and they went to get lunch, Ja...
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:27:00 PST

You cannot subscribe to your own blog.

Personally I think this is bullshit. I have been around a block or two and I know from experience that my blog is easily in the top 5 blogs on the internet. For myspace to rob me of the pleasure of ...
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:27:00 PST

I have a fucking cold.

Dear reader,You may be wondering what joyous event has led me to write a blog. It's been a while since I wrote any blog of any kind, with the last being this gem http://joeweeklyrant.blogspot.co...
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

My heart has been broken into a couple of pieces

Diet Dr. Pepper tastes NOTHING like Mountain Dew. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!?!?! Also I would like to take this time to say that Jesus is the light and Myspace is evil. ...
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:55:00 PST

This most important thing you will ever read.

Never leave your cell phone at a table while at a bar.Atleast I have a new Razor......jesus i hate myspace
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:33:00 PST

I'm so sick I'm posting on MySpace

I blame the city of Austin for this.
Posted by Joe's Crab Shack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST