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~x* Caz *x~

* i am without a doubt the funniest person i have EVER met..*

About Me

I am Caz, i am very small and i have brown hair. My family, friends, job and rose wine are most important 2me, i just love a good shindig. If you are strange, or are a big fat nause-spammer please do not message me, or request me as a friend, if ths description does not sound familiar 2 u however, feel free 2 say hi, and if i disagree with ur self opinion i just wont reply. Only joking, anyhoo.. that is all for now, now get off my stage u inquisitive human being.. xxxxxxxxxx ..

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My Interests

Goin out.. getting hammered, dancin, bein silly.. drinkin wine, music, shopping, sleeping, doing robotics and eating.. xxx Football..!! . AVFC!! Villa all the way. I did have fishkeeping here, but Lilly sadly passed away :'-( not due 2 my care may i add.. after managing to kill poor Finley, a lifetimes inprisonment was just 2 much2bear for Lilly and she commited suicide. RIP.
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You Are 84% Girly
When the term "girly girl" was invented, they were thinking of someone like you.
You're a feminine and sweet and very high maintenance. But you're worth it! How Girly Are You?/

I'd like to meet:

a carefully selected bunch of guys n gals..

Music:

"its all about the house music, and it always has been..." house.. tech.. electro.. just *anything with a filthy dirty bassline!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx I love; *Talking *Shopping *Dancing *Text messages *Partyin til the sun comes up *Chocolate *My car *Family *Being brown *Sleeping for days at a time *My new house *Lipgloss *YSL *Exercising n being skinny *Photos *Robotics *Borat *Juin *People buying me drinks *Fit men *My sister <3 *Posing *My bed *Being stupid *Having money *People thinking im thick when actually im not *Pouting (haha) *Touche eclat *Having a fit *Sunny days *Strolling like Andy Dufraine *Holidays *Marlboro Lites *Sunbathing *Laughing *Meeting new people *Being small ..

Movies:

scarface, pulp fiction, blow, kill bill, the shawshank redemption, green mile, saw, my little eye, 28 days later,.. few faves.Anythin thats gonna scare me stupid basically.. or involves huge drug crime.

Television:

hilarious programmes such as - the office, little britain, alan partridge etc.. then good ole soaps, stenders, corrie, emmerdale... nip/tuck, the O.C, desperate housewives, britains next top model.. lee evans.. absolute ledgend

Books:

Wen you walk in the bar, And you dressed like a star, Rockin' your F me pumps.And the men notice you, With your Gucci bag crew, Can't tell who he's lookin' to.Cuz you all look the same, Everyone knows your name, And that's you whole claim to fame.Never miss a night, Cuz your dream in life, Is to be a footballers wife.You don't like players, That's what you say-a, But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire.You don't like ballers, They don't do nothing for ya, But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller.You're more than a fan, Lookin' for a man, But you end up with one-nights-stands.He could be your whole life, If you got past one night, But that part never goes right.In the morning you're vexed, He's onto the next, And you didn't even get no taste.Don't be too upset, If they call you a skank, Cuz like the news everyday you get pressed.You don't like players, That's what you say-a, But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire.Or them big ballers, Don't do nothing for ya. But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller,You can't sit down right, Cuz your jeans are too tight, And your lucky its ladies night.With your big empty purse, Every week it gets worse, At least your breasts cost more than hers.So you did Miami, Cuz you got there for free, But somehow you missed the plane.You did too much E, Met somebody, And spent the night getting caned.Without girls like you, There'd be no fun, We'd go to the club and not see anyone.Without girls like you, there's no nightlife, All those men just go home to their wives.Don't be mad at me, Cuz you're pushing thirty, And your old tricks no longer work.You should have known from the job, That you always get dumped, So dust off your fuck me pumps....

Heroes:

mother bear.. (JUIN) take a bow..i salute u xx xx xx

My Blog

SexSystems With Class and a small bit of Wit.

Its Freaking Friday n Time to get Writ...   CALLING ALL LORDS AND LORDETES OF HOUSE MUSIC. Hey there you sexy rascals! If you just read that roll call.. smiling, and nodding enthusiatically to yo...
Posted by ~x* Caz *x~ on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:06:00 PST