Brian J. Narvy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I despise myspaces where everything's so customized with flashing shit and huge background pictures that it takes 10 minutes to load and you can't see any of the text. Also, I like to listen to music while I'm on the computer, so I really do not want to have my nice peaceful non-shitty music get lambasted by the really loud Avenged Sevenfold you have on your page.I can't really describe myself in a little internet box, other than that my name's Brian - but most people call me Narvy. I inadvertently steal lines from TV shows or movies, but that's most likely because I watch way too much TV. Chances are that I'm playing bass/guitar, on AIM, and watching TV at any given moment. They call it "multi-tasking." Well, I'm ramblin' again... if you want to talk to me, my screen name on AIM is Brian Narvy. Liek OMG lol

My Interests

Bass, Guitar, abducting toddlers and then harvesting their organs for drug money, I also like to use Photoshop...

I'd like to meet:

Optimus Prime

Music:

I'm in a band called Fathers of Manhattan . Check us out. Now for music I listen to...Since everybody just types up every band they've ever heard to look cool, I decided to one-up the internet and just post a screenshot of my music folder. This represents every song I have on my computer as of 10/09/05, including the ones I don't like or listen to. Truly in myspace fashion, no?Click to enlarge.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Billy Madison, Cheech and Chong (take your pick), Donnie Darko, Braveheart, Passion of the Christ, Boondock Saints, Ernest Goes To Camp, Star Wars (original trilogy), Spaceballs, Shaft, Pulp Fiction, pretty much anything with Sam Jackson in it, the South Park movie, that movie where Elvis got really fat and sweaty, and I have to say I'm a sucker for A Walk To Remember

Television:

Adult Swim. FTW.

Books:

I'm too cool to read.

Heroes:

MacGyver

My Blog

The Truth About Myspace: An Analysis of the Socioeconomic Effects of the Internet Subculture

Thank you for your time.
Posted by Brian J. Narvy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST