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Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth.He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours, they all decided that they needed more information.So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug.After a few days, the apostles start coming back.- Who's there?- It's PaulJesus opens the door- What did you bring back, Paul?- Hashish from Morocco.- Excellent, come in.- Who's there?- It's MarkJesus opens the door- What did you bring back, Marc?- Marijuana from Columbia.-Excellent, come in.- Who's there?- It's MatthewJesus opens the door- What did you bring back, Matthew?- Cocaine from Columbia.- Excellent, come in.- Who's there?- It's JohnJesus opens the door- What did you bring back, John?- Ecstasy from Montreal.- Excellent, come in.- Who's there?- It's LukeJesus opens the door- What did you bring back, Luke?- Speed from Amsterdam.- Excellent, come in.- Who's there?- It's Judas- Jesus opens the door- What did you bring back, Judas?- All freeze, it's FBI!!!