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OH SHOOT ITS PAT!

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About Me

LONG BEACH born and raised motha EFa oh what haha im ghetto what can i say. I got to los al. im a big senior who stuffs little boys in trash cans and steals their lunch money and buy the 3 cookies for a dollar. im not cheap im a smart shopper :). Im white. like u know... caucasian. im getting tanner by the second... just a matter of time. I have a dad and a mom and no brothers cuz my parrents cant handle 2 of this. just to much man. SN: OH SHOOT ITS PAT
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick
Birthday: Jan 1
Birthplace: LBC
Current Location: LBC
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blond/brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: idk white people
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hurley sandles
Your Weakness: Too much Pride
Your Fears: I ain't never scurd
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and ranch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Master being perfect... ALMOST there haha
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Patrick your so hott"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "It wont go down"
Your Best Physical Feature: penis.. yes definatly the penis.
Your Bedtime: Whenever im FEEL like it gosh.
Your Most Missed Memory: Summers with the crew.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Im not over 70
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: negative
Do you Swear: fuck ya
Do you Sing: like an angle
Do you Shower Daily: 2+ times a day
Have you Been in Love: somewhat
Do you want to go to College: LMU baby
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: im fucking awsome.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: well i dont like to braaag but
Are you a Health Freak: not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: somewhat
Do you like Thunderstorms: occasionally
Do you play an Instrument: The recorder, Probably gonna go pro or soemthing
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: It was delishious
In the past month have you Smoked: Negative
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Life
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ya
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ya
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Ya
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Ya
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Eys I maen Yws.. II mean Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: and lsut and whore im sorry i cant help it gosh.
Ever been Beaten up: PSHHH look at me goodness no.
Ever Shoplifted: probably
How do you want to Die: I won't.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Pimp
What country would you most like to Visit: Aulstrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: below 6'
Weight: no fat chicks
Best Clothing Style: anything but skin iron cross shit or gothic shit. nakedness is good tho.
Number of Drugs I have taken: as of tomorrow... 987
Number of CDs I own: 8 million and 64
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret anything
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My Interests

SURFING WAHOO YEEAH DIGGY BARRELL OH WHAT. yeah surfing is the greatest i love it. girlys. hot coco. skating occasionaly. eating its so great. swimming. i like doggys. i like girls who wear abercrombie and fitch. Music. good music. girls. dancing like usher. uoohooh. the internet ya im a nerd duh. summer. girls in bikinis in summer. and in winter. taking pictures oh people.. WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. when they have clothes on though im not a perv k? ya i know. and bitches... lots of bitches.. lol jk... but im really not.
P Pimp
A Awsome
T Thug
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I'd like to meet:

id like to meet my hero, the real og, TUPAC. why you ask? Hes such a thung... kina like me. I guess its cuz i can realate to him so much. GRAB YORU GLOCKS WHEN YOU SEE PATRICK. Furthermore i would like to ball up that one bitch... air bud.
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Your Name
You Are A: Sex-god
Your Favorite Band/Song Sneaker Pimps - Low Five
You Like To Read: Anything with naked pictures
You Firmly Believe In: your momma
Everyone Thinks You Are: OMG WAY HOTT
You Were Conceived: In a bed, duh
You Will Marry: marissa from the oc

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Music:

MUSIC... I LIKE IT ALL. except that hardcore death medal shit AHHHH HFHHHOO LKJDLKJF screaming bullshit. ooh and like realy slow songs suck to. but other than that... COUNTRY.. i miss.. Mayberry? yes. RAP... i like the thugh shit u know cuh uh hu for so bitch. ROCK... oh how i love to rock. PUNK: yeah sure ok.

Movies:

Best moives of all time: CLUB DREAD, ANCHORMAN, NAPOLIAN DYNOMITE. aldkjfal so funny go watch them.... NOW... scotch, scotch, scotch, goes in my belly.

Television:

TV. THE TOOB. ... .. i dont have cable i suck im deprived. i have 7 channels. the news is always on. i hate the news. i dont think most of u know how much it sucks to not have cable... when they have presidential debates or bush talks or something its on EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL... what the fuck. i know. the OC is the onlything worth watching anyway. marrissa will marry me. yesss... oh yes

Books:

no. no. no. oh goodness no.

Heroes:

-TUPAC SHAKUR-, URSHER, GEORGE BUSH, put these 3 together and u have the tightest person ever. omg imagine it. hahahah ARE U IMAGINING. yay